Steveintheforest has played snooker with Marian Pahars
I’ve seen James Nesbitt trollied (& live near Eva Carniero and Bert Rand)
As instructed / suggested by Pap , and I quote:
"I reckon one of you should start a name-dropping thread.
I’d do it myself, but to swerve accusations of total domination by yours truly, I prefer seeing others doing it.
We take bletch out of the gimp box for a couple of hours each day for similar reasons./ suggested "
I was told to fuck off by Jim Bowen
Went on the lash with Paul Mariner
Saw Chuck Berry in a macdonalds
Took a piss next to Ronnie Wood
This is not going to end well…
Originally posted by @Dubai_Phil
This is not going to end well…
Why?.. He asked innocently
Had a chat with Tony Blackburn and Keith Chegwin on a flight from Vegas.
Got pissed with Windsor Davies (RIP).
Seen Sleaford Mods’ Jason Williamson in his pants before getting hammered with him in Barcelona.
Had a spliff and a beer with Howard Marks (RIP).
Goat - so 2 out of the 5 you have met are now dead. I see a pattern starting to form …
I sat next to an Endurance rider on a flight from Qatar to Dubai. He said it was his hobby.
He never mentioned his proper job just the horse thing but gave me a signed hat. When we landed there were TV cameras & snappers.
He was a really nice & normal bloke. I only found out the next day when I read an interview with him in the local paper.
RIP Patrick Swayze
I miss that van.
A hug and a kiss off Kim Deal of The Pixies, as she bewitched me into giving her all of my #, backstage after a gig at The Mean Fiddler, Harlesden. My girlfriend at the time, was not a very happy bunny that we had nothing to smoke on the way home from London !!
… funnily enough, I was quite ok about it
Patsy Kensit got me upgraded on a flight from Miami to London so she had somebody to talk to and drink with on the flight.
Did you try and pull her?
‘Slept’ next to Claudia Schiffer - on a Virgin flight to LA… I say slept, well she slept wilst I tried to control the boner.
Drank a few beers with Ray Davis on a flight to NewYork which was much more interesting and an even bigger boner as he is a god
… and in old student days came in my pants when having pint and chin wag with Tim Booth pre and post gig.
Chutters is such a starfucker
“Chutters is such a fucker”
There you go Chutters edited your last post so it makes sense to everyone
Chutters is such a tartsucker
There you go Chutters edited your last post so it makes sense to everyone
I got an autograph from Fern Britton, but she was such a twat I immediately threw it in the bin.
OK, my Royal trump card
Was at Sandown Park in a corporate box, not long after the indoor smoking ban came in and I was still a smoker.
Had a few shandies and was desperate for a fag, so skipped out of the box and went downstairs and got completely lost. Went through a door and found myself at the back of the main stand near the parade ring. Sparked up and noticed I was getting a few dirty looks from other guys in smart suits. Then a smart Daimler (I think) pulled up right by me and fuck me Queen Liz and Phil got out.
I’d managed to avoid her whole security service and was still holding my cigarette…got a nice smile and nod from both of them and then asked by the men in suits if I would kindly fuck off…
She’s really tiny though.
Hehe … so that’s why you suggested we start a thread !! 
Pretty lame story actually but tbf Lord D has set the bar high with his galavanting with Paul Mariner tale
When I was a teenager I went to Top of the Pops and was lucky enough to meet Gary Glitter and Jimmy Savile.
The next day I woke up in a park with my Y-fronts on the wrong way round.
Excellent … I’d imagine that was hell of a session, they like their drink them welshmen !!
That’s probably because you couldn’t dress yourself rather than a lame attempt to get some compo by creating a back-story by posting on this cess-pool of a thread…