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My money’s on Boufal… or Berahino… or Tello… or maybe Odegaard… wait, no it’s on Silva… or possibly Depay… or Mata…
Or most probably someone I’ve never heard of.
He is hardly a big signing - he’s 5’ 7" ffs
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Nobody specified what bit of him had to be big.
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Neil Shipperley making a Big Comeback?
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Fuck me.
I bet he could beat up an actual ship.
Where’s this come from?
No clues KRG. If we knew where he came from, we could work out who he is. Where is the fun in that?
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Hopefully we get the big signing today/tomorrow…Forward/Left side attacker…My choice Silva,Bruma or Munian …
2/3 extended contracts signed by Tadic, Fonte,Cedric, Rom and Bertrand. Is that five…I am greedy xxx
Personally I would sign Nir Bitton from Celtic and Rog from Croatian team…as others would say …already too many MF…but these two players can play various positions and would be top class aquisitions.
now LET US go on and beat Watford on Saturday…Come on you mighty Saints.
COYS
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Depay or Mata would make me go woah. The other bros might be just as good but i don’t know much about them really.
Do we need to renew Betrand’s contract already? Jesus…
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You called me Simon xx
We have to leave people of colour alone, we can’t claim one sex is better than the other and we certainly can’t get involved in the Palestine area, but it’s open season on fat, sorry, big blokes.
We need a term for this sort of bigotry.
Biggist ?
Nope, that doesn’t do it, because it’s the smaller people against the big people.
Smallist. That’s it. The small people think they are superior.
So, pap, please stop being smallest.
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Bollocks, bletch.
As I’ve said before, small people (note, not “little people”) and gingers are the only two groups of people not to have the protection of political correctness.
If I was Peter Dinklage’s height, no-one would dare take the piss.
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Originally posted by @old-ottery
You called me Simon xx
Mind you, in this day and age 3 weeks is a long time in football! Probably due a loyalty bonus shortly.
IF we do sign someone ‘big’ soon I reckon Boufal will be the one. It’s all gone very quiet on him since the Watford links. Radio silence usually means Les is weaselling away at something.
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Toke is back! He might hate pap, but he’s the only true ITK* we’ve ever had.
*In To Kanines
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You just can stop being smallest, can you, pap?
#socruel
And by the way, if by some quirk you grow to be Peter Dinklage’s height, we’ll all still take the piss.
#jesuisshipperley
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I was genuinely in the know for a period of about 4 months. The Wanyama stuff was real. However, think my source got sacked as someone he was telling in confidence was putting it out on the internet on some forum. You just can’t trust anyone theses days. You really have to be careful who you tell.
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