:snooker: Snooker

It works for the Snooker why not for Saints ffs.
That was for the penultimate frame when Hudd spotted everything & could have got on a role

Fucksake :unamused::joy::joy::joy:

FFs that was b4 Wodka

Reffing the seniors tournament!!! :heart_eyes:

Play interrupted at Sheffield following just stop oil protests. A male twat jumped onto one table and opened a bag of orange flour over it, while a female twat tried to glue herself to the other table.

Doing their cause a world of good, those two. :unamused:

They have a cause?

What was the cause btw

The faux outrage by the tater was quite amusing

Just stop oil, apparently.

If you ban oil, we will have to ride horses and then they might get killed.

Can’t these fucking crusties stick to one cause?

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I will be out of work and would not be happy, neither would most of the population of the world.
All your smart phones stop being made to start with. Then eventually you get to start storing your food in ice baskets as your refrigeration systems would have stopped. Then you get to eat locally produced food.
People in the New Forest back to Mangle Wurzels and rabbits. The odd dear or pig

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Thread title can be changed back after O’Sullivan wins

BTW they were “Just Stop Oil” eejits nothing to do with Greenpeace. We don’t want Greenpeace eejits sueing Sotonians for defamation do we. :lou_facepalm_2:

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Meh they were the same CND eejits when I was in college.
I tried to start CNW (campaign for nuclear war) it didnt take off or the missiles.

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You may finally be about to get your wish. They aren’t setting up that new emergency alerts system just because they can’t think of anything else to do with the deluge of spare money.

Who the fuck has got that
Not me
Not @lifeintheslowlane
Not @Polski_Filip
Not @pap (as he doesnt charge)
Who is giving the Govt extra money not big business?

Nobody. But they’re still pissing it away on an alert system to protect us against the type of biblical floods, earthquakes and bush wildfires so prevalent in the UK.

Unless of course there’s another impending threat they’re aware of.

You need an alert system against the government you are getting so ripped off.

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We have one.
It sends bad weather forecasts.
How often is a weather forecast actually right?

Philippines has one as well for the typhoon’s and earthquakes that come through.
They are quite accurate Not. 1 got me sent back to work for over 2 years just before covid hit.

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When does the Snooker start btw?