I have been partial to the odd bit of au natural horizontal jogging in my time but ants, nettles and the odd game keeper have put paid to some of the fun. The car has actual proved a more reliable venue although I am well passed that now.
As long as it is consentual it should be allowed anywhere.
Do you stop two dogs fucking in the street ?
a pair of squirrels in the tree next to your front door?
Lets face it sex makes the world evolve we need it, you need it the world needs it.
So lets all embrace it alfresco sex good for one and all.
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Clearly, the couple in question weren’t married as they were seen actually having sex…
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Not an issue we have a problem with down here since Sex on the Beach b1tch & The Daily Fail
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It’s 44C out there today. I can’t even lift a golf club in that weather let alone a Semi
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I must spend more time in Eastleigh
(Note Point 1 - that only applies to couples who are in their first marriage - when in your second marriage the opposite is normaly the issue, as in being allowed to have a 20 minute break at some point over a weekend (obviously to milk the Camels)
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When younger, this was a thing that used to happen quite a lot, off the top of my head.
Woods
park near portswood
beach
car - few times
train
work storeroom cupboard
smoking section of Pizzaland
office/storeroom of Pizzaland
None of them where that great to be honest, but I do like the ‘smoking’ section of Pizzaland, as it sounds pretty good. Guildford 96! Lol
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Is that fingering ? Christ what the fuck have I been doing all these years?
I wouldnt want a blind persons finger trying to penetrate me digitally.
This thread passed me by last May. Enjoyed the stories and had me laugh a lot.
Brilliant thread, shame I missed its development
I can wholeheartedly reccomend the quarry off Boyatt Lane as an excellent location for Fingers and Tops action. Caveat: Circa 1982
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Who says you’ve missed its development? Early yet, guv. Are you saying none of us are capable of performing further acts of sexual congress in public?
btw, I looked at Boyatt Lane in one browser window with Irene Cara’s Flashback on Youtube in another. Did nothing for me.
Welcome to the forum.
Thanks Pap,
Ok, lets go with early development and I can only imagine by the posts on the site that most here are entirely capable and culpable when it comes to performing ASCP.
Fingers and tops background music was ELO’s “Don’t bring me down” so I guess it’s end of the 90’s, thankfully avoiding “Flashback”
Top locations for London include the Churchyard in the Boltons off the Fulham Road, perfect after an evening in the Goat in Boots.
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Just to be clear, prickly, who was wearing the boots?
You or the Goat?
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Goat in Boots sounds like some seedy adult panto.
Oh no it doesn’t.
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Originally posted by @Rallyboy
Goat in Boots sounds like some seedy adult panto.
Oh no it doesn’t.
I’m behind you.
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Originally posted by @Rallyboy
Goat in Boots sounds like some seedy adult panto.
Oh no it doesn’t.
I’m behind you.
That would be a worry Goatboy and as for seedy pantos he/she sounds like a spanish porn star
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I was going to suggest that is was more akin to a specialist stream on pornhub.com, or so I would think if I’d ever visited pornhub.com, only going by what some people I know have told me.
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Sex in public, whilst courting the wife it was quite regular as we both lived with our parents, once we got a pad it stopped.
Best sex in public :-
Experiencing the delights of Graveyard Sue (actually in the graveyard) in Okeford Fitzpaine after the friday night disco in the village hall.
Being given a BJ by a rather adventurous French Canadian GF whilst driving along the A9 between Beziers and Montpellier.
Shagging under a frozen waterfall in the Pyrennes with same GF
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That’s quite exotic by my standards. A quick shunt in the back of a ford fiesta up at Farley Mount, on the way back from the pub was about my lot. Even that was brought to a premature end by the appearance of a few members of the TA on night exercise, shouting “Give her one from me”.
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In one night I managed to get a smelly finger in the Canute and then later on up the road a bit in the Frog.
You can read that as a reference to a pleasant evening drinking along the seafront in Southampton or you can read that as a euphamistic triumph basically anywhere.