Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint
Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint
Did you know the sailor girl before the trip good morning saint or was it someone you met at sea?
Another passenger (Previously unmet) This is a bit worrying, you sound like you have inside info that you are hiding! LOLZ
Tokes is a gynaecologist?
Not officially but I dip my toe in now and again.
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Louise, are you flirting with me, or am I reading the signs incorrectly?
Again?
Hmm…or are you laying a trap for me?
You see, now you ask there is something you could for me, Lou.
But, if I name this thing - which any neutral observer would agree fits within your category of ‘anything’, I fear that our Internet friendship may well be tested too far, or that you might even call the pap-police.
Please give me some more parameters that I can work within.
Bletch, honey. Of course I was flirting with you - I flirt with everyone! Just in such a low level way, that no one is ever entirely sure, meaning I can keep my cards closer to my chest. It’s turned out a very successful life strategy (not).
Now I know you have a ‘thing’ on your mind, I think it would only be polite to tell me what it is, and as long as it’s physically possible (and within the laws of this land, and sanctity of marriage) I will do my best to do it for you.
xx
Before I state this ‘thing’, Lou, can I check on another couple of things?
As a Mormon, I too value the sanctitude of marriage, but I wanted to check… Does this ‘thing’ have to fall within the sanctity of your marriage or my marriage?
Secondly, and moving on to your ‘physically possible’ restriction, do you suffer from any form of movement limiting conditions (arthritis, cramp, etc.) that might limit the flexibility of parts of your body, such as, say, for example your wrist?
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Before I state this ‘thing’, Lou, can I check on another couple of things?
As a Mormon, I too value the sanctitude of marriage, but I wanted to check… Does this ‘thing’ have to fall within the sanctity of your marriage or my marriage?
Secondly, and moving on to your ‘physically possible’ restriction, do you suffer from any form of movement limiting conditions (arthritis, cramp, etc.) that might limit the flexibility of parts of your body, such as, say, for example your wrist?
A) I’m not married
B) I’m very flexible
Sorry for the down vote Lou, I meant to favourite your post, but I clicked the wrong link, and before I knew it you’d gone down on me.
Papster, if two consenting adults realise they’ve made an error where one has forced the other to go down, only to realise that it was a mistake, can the forum reverse this?
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Sorry for the down vote Lou, I meant to favourite your post, but I clicked the wrong link, and before I knew it you’d gone down on me.
Papster, if two consenting adults realise they’ve made an error where one has forced the other to go down, only to realise that it was a mistake, can the forum reverse this?
Didn’t take long for you to repent, Mr ‘Mormon’… 
Excellent. Just a few more questions before we can agree that you will do this ‘thing’ for me…
Do you have any allergies, such as, for example rubber, latex, mink, nutella, liver, yeast?
Far be it of me to interfere in your very public tryst, Bletch. But I suggest you check Lou’s ‘burning’ issue on the other thread before you commit to any carnal acts.
We have more than one thread on papsweb? WYLAL.
Ahh. I see. Rogered. Wilco.
Anyway Koala Boy, I’ve got a few more questions for Lou, so will try to bring the swan vestas vagina issue into the conversation.
Not sure if it’s germane though - depends on the answers to my remaining questions.
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
Excellent. Just a few more questions before we can agree that you will do this ‘thing’ for me…
Do you have any allergies, such as, for example rubber, latex, mink, nutella, liver, yeast?
The thing I like about Nutella, is that you can put it on _ anything _ to make it taste good.
Bletch is an old man Lou with likely blood pressure issues. This obvious image heavey flirting is not good for the health of any involved.
Tokyo, I think you must have misunderstood! I’m pretty sure Bletch was intending the Nutella for himself!
I know, I get it and by anything (fastidious highlighted and in bold) you meant cock. Yeah, yeah, it’s all fun and games until bletch grabs his chest, spilling his coffee, partially soiling his lettercraft puzzle. Then who has to pick him up? eh?
He’s already trying to get over the sight of his favorite Eastleigh barrista grabbing butt cheeks while ‘laying his seed’.
Bletch had a successful career as a code breaker before he was RAPED (Retire Aged People Early) by his senior officer. Although Bletch was happy to be RAPED by a man he respected and admired for years, and was pleased to receive HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance), he has been at a loose end for years.
Living the quiet life is great, however it means even light flirting from someone with a female username can be highly dangerous.
Please consider this before posting Lou!
Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint
I know, I get it and by anything (fastidious highlighted and in bold) you meant cock. Yeah, yeah, it’s all fun and games until bletch grabs his chest, spilling his coffee, partially soiling his lettercraft puzzle. Then who has to pick him up? eh?
He’s already trying to get over the sight of his favorite Eastleigh barrista grabbing butt cheeks while ‘laying his seed’.
Bletch had a successful career as a code breaker before he was RAPED (Retire Aged People Early) by his senior officer. Although Bletch was happy to be RAPED by a man he respected and admired for years, and was pleased to receive HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance), he has been at a loose end for years.
Living the quiet life is great, however it means even light flirting from someone with a female username can be highly dangerous.
Please consider this before posting Lou!
I’m a bit worried Bletch liked your post!
But don’t worry, I’m good at CPR (Cock Pulling Radar).
OK Lou, I’m a little under the influence, having been drinking all afternoon with the other Halo, but I want to be reassured about the allergies. You ok with my list?
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint
I know, I get it and by anything (fastidious highlighted and in bold) you meant cock. Yeah, yeah, it’s all fun and games until bletch grabs his chest, spilling his coffee, partially soiling his lettercraft puzzle. Then who has to pick him up? eh?
He’s already trying to get over the sight of his favorite Eastleigh barrista grabbing butt cheeks while ‘laying his seed’.
Bletch had a successful career as a code breaker before he was RAPED (Retire Aged People Early) by his senior officer. Although Bletch was happy to be RAPED by a man he respected and admired for years, and was pleased to receive HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance), he has been at a loose end for years.
Living the quiet life is great, however it means even light flirting from someone with a female username can be highly dangerous.
Please consider this before posting Lou!
I’m a bit worried Bletch liked your post!
But don’t worry, I’m good at CPR (Cock Pulling Radar).
OK Lou, I’m a little under the influence, having been drinking all afternoon with the other Halo, but I want to be reassured about the allergies. You ok with my list?
Bletch, to be honest, I’m not sure I am. Nutella yes. Latex and rubber, fine. Not sure about the others. Can we negotiate?
Of course we can, Lou.
But to be honest the final question might swing it anyway.
Do you of have a higher than normal tolerance to Rohypnol?
PS I’ve just crossed paths again with the couple in the opening post.
Surreal.
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Of course we can, Lou. But to be honest the final question might swing it anyway. Do you of have a higher than normal tolerance to Rohypnol? PS I’ve just crossed paths again with the couple in the opening post. Surreal.
Bletch, most butlers do not drug the guests. Just sayin’
Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Of course we can, Lou. But to be honest the final question might swing it anyway. Do you of have a higher than normal tolerance to Rohypnol? PS I’ve just crossed paths again with the couple in the opening post. Surreal.
Bletch, most butlers do not drug the guests. Just sayin’
!!! Bad Butler Bletch !!! 
