Always play your strongest team, we never learn or they don’t as they’re stupid cunts, the largest most unsuccessful club in England continues taking things for granted, 1 fucking major trophy in our history.
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I half a pack of Reese’s peanut butter cups … That’s not really helpful I guess 
Aren’t they really dry??
I suppose we could join Newcastle in despair and despondancy
It’s peanut butter and chocolate in a stroke based medical bundle … It’s a US confectionary 
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Raises your suger level for an initial to counter the utter despondancy of supporting Saints … Only works for 20 mins
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Did anyone actually watch it this evening? What went wrong?
Sky saying we were dog shit.
Creativity still seems to be an issue.
And he still calls Forster ‘Foster’. Even after the co-commentator asked him a question in which the last word of the question was literally ‘Forster’, Merrington’s response started ‘well for me Foster…’ 
Was Stephens playing in midfield tonight or was it a back 5? If so why would we play 5 at the back at home against a team a league below us? Why cant we play 2 strikers in our team any more? why did it take so long to change things up? wwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! 
Well that was fucking shit.
Where shall I start?
Lets have a look at the line up.
Fourstar. Well he needs the practice I suppose.
5 at the back. ok. The mighty Wolves are going well, it could mean 3 at the back 5 in midfield and why not experiment?
Pied, Stephens, Bednarek, Yoshi and McQueen. On paper that’s a pretty solid back 5. Unfortunately we weren’t playing on paper so this back 5 conceded two of the softest fucking goals ever seen.
But lets crack on.
In midfield we have Boufal, Romeu, JWP and Tadic.
Again, on paper, etc.
Boufal hit god knows how many poor (forward) passes. At least he was looking to get the ball forward.
Romeu had his usual solid game. He’s excused.
JWP came deep to pick up the ball, then passed it 10 yards sideways. All game. His set piece delivery was good but unfortunately we didn’t even bring the fucking banjos out of the dressing room.
Tadic. Fucking Tadic. West Ham away last season was the last time he had a remotely good game. The first 45 was a fucking joke. Absolute dogshit. I was fucking stunned he had the balls to come out for the second half but fair play, he had another 45 of fucking smegma in him. Cunt. This game was crying out for a no.10 but Tadic is just a giant no.2. The sooner that cunt fucks off the better.
Austin worked hard with no support and never looked remotely like scoring.
By the time we bought any subs on I was too busy stabbing myself in the eyes with a fucking coffee stirrer to make it all go away.
Bollocks.
Shit performance. Shit attendance. Shit result.
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I don’t think we realised what a player we had in Sadio Mane. Ian Wright (yeah I know) but was saying if Coutinho is worth 135m then Mane is far better.
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We haven’t replaced him or Lallana, just my opinion
I think we did know how special mane was, but don’t forget he has also improved a lot since he arrived in this country.
For maybe 3 months, which quite a few players from european leagues need to get up to speed, His 5 minute hattrick was just lucky I guess?
Not sure what you mean, Ted?
That three centre back formation with tadic and boufal on the pitch at the same time is a bunch of arse.
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