It’s like when my parents left me.
You’ve made a victory feel like a loss to me.
You fucking letdown.
You people are fucking sick
Says fucking Uri Geller.
I think I’ll make Fatso a Urine Geller badge for services to inaccurate result predictions.
You’re not being as clever as you think you are with this silly badge. Maybe you need to read more about Uri’s fantastic abilities, particularly in sports… Like me
Geller is known for making predictions regarding sporting events. During the Euro 96 football match between Scotland and England at Wembley, Geller, who was hovering overhead in a helicopter, claimed that he managed to move the ball from the penalty spot when Scotland’s Gary McAllister was about to take a penalty kick; the penalty kick was saved and Scotland lost 2–0.
I take it all back.
Will you taunt him mercilessly, and fart in his general direction?
Most probably, yes.
Huge result that. Follow it up with another win mid week and things will not look so bad. We really do have a nice run of games if we can get our shit together. That could be just the tonic!
Mmmmmnph
Ouch
You could tell that Boufal’s stubbed toe was troubling him - he couldn’t control his own bladder let alone a football.
The lad’s got a gift.
Uhm… Prowsey might not be my favourite ‘when needing a lift’ anymore…
Weird.
Saints win.
10 days of grey fog disappears, the sun shines and all is right in the world.