That’s because they haven’t had a long journey down from Manchester.
TBF the road from Devon and Cornwall can be a bit of a nightmare at this time of year.
Most likely because normally most of us are more pessimistic that you
Not looking forward to this. Family coming for lunch. B-i-L and nephew are MUFC supporters and will want to watch the match.
Hide the TV or put a brick through it. HTH.
Has anyone seen the movie ‘Horrible Bosses’? The premise being that a group of blokes go about trying to assassinate the other’s bosses whilst maintaining plausible alibis.
In the spirit of this, shall we all agree to go around and smash each other’s Sky dishes to spare us the inevitable humiliation and probable indignation that looms on Sunday?
I really fancy us on Sunday.

I really fancy us to get really spanked on Sunday (& the football)…
There, corrected it for you. No charge
Well, Stueys’ hair is so fine it’s understandable in this modern age I guess
That’s it. Not even going to bother watching now.
Stuffed or glorious victory. If we can hold Man City out why not them? Someone just needs to do every team a favor and take a red over Bruno

That’s it. Not even going to bother watching now.
I’m delighted to say that I won’t be able to watch it as I’m working onboard the Sky Princess for the entire day

I’m working on the Sky Princess for the entire day
That’s going to take some stamina. Will she mind?
I’ll be going straight from the MS Viagra
Laura Woods or that Scottish bint on the news?
In the spirit of leaving things to the the last minute how do these new season tickets work.
I profess to not paying much attention when I bought the thing, I vaguely remember some toss about RFID or APP, however we are a few days out, no new ticket has arrived and I am at a loss about how I am supposed to get into the ground
Any ideas?
Ah. You were supposed to activate it within 24 hours of receiving it. It’s void now, and they don’t give refunds. Sorry.
A fucking lucky escape some might say.
There must be some mug punter who’ll buy it?