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Moved now due to Liverpool playing in the FA Cup final the day before
thing to do to beat and deny them the league title they so crave, and guess what? It will happen to win will run riot, not quite a 0-9 but close, to win0 voters
Lazy!
10 days to get the players arses in gear and hopefully play (and beat) the scousers. Ain’t gonna happen I know but it’s a nice thought.
Hope for extra time in the Cup Final and a couple of muscle strains
One for bazbot
Everyone’s missed the poll I added to the OP
To lube or not to lube.
Yes and the supercomputer was a VIC20.
The marketing department must fucking hate our team - just as they are sending out the season ticket renewals, our team are beach bound and remind us about the hate aspect in our love/hate relationship with the club.
Maybe the CMO should be appointed team manager for April and May - he couldn’t possibly do any worse
Mo Salad just gone off in a game at Wembley, could be missing on Tuesday.
Oh dear, how sad, never mind…I was so looking forward to seeing him play. 
There’s a local pub with a enamel plaque on the garden fence. It’s a faux period Titanic advert with the inscription, “WHITE STAR TITANIC - Liverpool - New York”
Now that’s what I call plumbing the depths.
The Sun in Romsey? 
Yep, you’ve seen it too.
I’ll take a picture next time we go.
I haven’t noticed it specifically, but I did see the impressive array of signs and plaques there 
I like the one in the gents listing bar prices for answering the phone to one’s Mrs and lying about your presence in the establishment.
Extra time, please and will that nice Mr Lukaku hurt Van Dick?
Marvellous
Extra time it is
Oh fucking hell, chav fireworks all night it is then, that fucking lot, fuck me I fucking hate them. Day tripper entitled cunts.