Welcome eastmidssaint.
Where you based?
Sorry, couldnāt resist.
Have a look around, enjoy yourself, just donāt pick up anything youāre not planning on buying.
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Can we start insulting him yet? Bletch? Can we?
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East Middlesbough?
Originally posted by @eastmidssaint
Enjoying the thread guys, lets hope Puel gets announced wih a couple of exciting signings, id certainly take the ox back as a starter fof ten, heres hopingā¦
Hmm the Ox, interesting proposition but since he left us heās been constantly injured has he not? Would be a big risk I guess.
Oh and welcome to the forum, no seriously welcomā¦
Originally posted by @Fatso
Can we start insulting him yet? Bletch? Can we?
Fuck off you fat shit, heās my plaything for the momentā¦
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Oh, go on then.
Here are the keys to his room.
Iām nipping out for a ciggy and I expect the keys to be back on the peg when I get back.
Give him a proper welcoming.
Remember - use pillows - no bruises.
Whatās his room number? You and the Flying Owl have been very lax in your butlering duties recently, Papmeister really needs to start cracking the whip over you two again, unless of course you resign it!!
Originally posted by @Sfcsim
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Originally posted by @eastmidssaint
Enjoying the thread guys, lets hope Puel gets announced wih a couple of exciting signings, id certainly take the ox back as a starter fof ten, heres hopingā¦
Welcome eastmidssaint.
Where you based?
Sorry, couldnāt resist.
Have a look around, enjoy yourself, just donāt pick up anything youāre not planning on buying.
East Middlesbough?
Be great to see you when Saints come to Middlesbrough (you left the ārā out of brough). Last time we played there we were robbed, so a good win would be just. Also our new manager can see what real life in the northeast is like. Just sad we again only have 2 matches up here as Newcastle is now not on the cards.
I will be making the trip across from the border city. Last away game. Will do Sunderland again as well. Was my boys first game. I think we lost the last time I went to Middlesbrough in the late 90ās.
I have no idea of the reliability of the source, but I hear that Frank de Boer has been in Winchesterā¦
Alas, it appears Puel has failed already! Failed because he is not Michael Oāneill. Apparently this journalist (and I use the term lightly) believes that as most people havenāt heard of Puel, we might as well have at least appointed a British bloke nobody has heard of. What kind of sexual favours did Mr OāNeillās agent have to perform to get this garbage to print?
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Welcome Claude Puel to Southampton Football Club. 
Not who most of us wanted, but still an exciting appointment all the same, with the style of football heāll bring.
He is also a harsh taskmaster, and wonāt take any shit. Should be a fun pre-season for our lads. 
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Just read it.Written by serial Saints basher Martin Samuel. Perhaps we should consider sacking Les and appointing this idiot.That will give the bed wetters something to moan about.
I must admit Samuel usually writes complete bollocks but he has excelled this time.
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If OāNeill is the answer, then maybe he should be Royās replacement.
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they are obviously desperate to c a repeat of the last ni manager to get into prem, Lawrie Sanchez, Fulham #disaster, bought all ni players!
Originally posted by @Jack-Schitt
Welcome Claude Puel to Southampton Football Club.
Not who most of us wanted, but still an exciting appointment all the same, with the style of football heāll bring.
He is also a harsh taskmaster, and wonāt take any shit. Should be a fun pre-season for our lads.
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interesting times, heard good things aboit puel, more of a poch style appointment tgsn some realise
Why is Samuel such an odious fuck. Maybe we should sue the bastard again for something.
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What you mean thereās no house in Winchester, Woolston, Chilworth, Bassett, Thornhill for FdB??
So FdB was just coming over for his holibobs when he was seen at Southampton airport 50 times in 2 weeks?
So the bookies are wrong? Really??? Thatās so unusual for them!
Suppose weāll muddle on with Puel then. 
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For me, the only logical explanation is that he must have walked in on his Mrs diddling herself to one of those inflatable Pelle dollsā¦
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Smartarse ā¦ he could be dyslexic and living in The Mid East 