On two occasions I have had a camera inserted into my bladder (for medical purposes only guv I swear) via the japseye. Why people insert things for pleasure God only knows. It makes my eyes water just thinking about it (my eyes, not my japseye!)
I think it only fair to mention that other makes of vacuum cleaners are available!
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LOL ā¦ Iāve had to scroll back to the top of the page to check what the Title of this was ā¦ thought Iād selected the wrong thread but no, apparantly this is the thread with all the up to date news and scoops on SFCās next manager 
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Goatboy tells me that now many of the hoovers have gone cordless 
NOT so
many complications and less visits to A&E 
PSā¦Manuel for manager of the mighty Saints
I remember hearing the radio transcript for Armageddon, on australian radio if my memory is correct, very very funnyā¦
Moving on from bbqād orifices and singed rodents, perhaps Manuel is waiting for the outcome of the referendum before making up his mind?
I never used to mind threads getting fucked up with dickheads talking off-topic bollocks, when it was me doing it. Now all these cunts are at it I feel much more in sympathy with St. Chalet. 3 infraction points for everyone pls!
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Voted down for telling tales being a splitter and mentioning that mod from the otherplace.
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Yes, been there - shock and awe and pissed like a horse for days!!
However, any risk we can get back onto the bloody topic please?
Has the old cunt signed yet?
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Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Has the old cunt signed yet?
Thatās more like it. Brief, on topic, to the point and contains the C-word. Perfect posting.
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Is anyone else who took out a second mortgage and put it all on Pellegrini on Jackās advice getting worried about how quiet he (and other ITKs) have gone?
Was it all an elaborate ruse by the powers that be to flush out the leak?
Skacel signed
eventually
so still no nearer a new manager aaahhhhhh
I think major tournaments delay things, unless you are told to fuck off by your clubā¦ then you join Everton!
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Donāt want to get too ITK or anything, but as a point of fact we are nearer to new manager srs
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Having a laugh at the odds for Jurgen. This has to be a wind up, surely?
One has really got to hope so, you canāt tease us with Manuel P and then give us Jurgen flipping K
!!BED WETTING WARNING SYSTEM ACTIVATED!!
Please remain calm, tie a knot in it and step away from the bed.
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Still at work and no time to read the last few pages, just a quick update.
From the sources mouth:
"Sorry I didnāt reply sooner. Was enjoying the meltdown too much.
Everyone calm down.
Representatives of the Club have indeed had recent communications with Jurgen Klinsmannā¦
but this was in connection with finalising our preparations and itinerary for our impending summer training camp in the USAā¦
not because he is going to be the next manager of Southampton FC.
Details of these communications seem to have emerged, and coupled with other internet rumours, led to 2+2=meltdown.
Other than that, nothing to add to my previous statement. A contract has been offered, however due to hold-ups at Manuelās end, discussions were delayed in opening, and may take a little longer than my previously perhaps overly ambitious timeframe.
Both parties are keen to get it done though, so just relax, enjoy your summer, and let it all play out in its own good time.
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