Pellegrini - Is considering an option to take over as manager of the Russian national team.
Vitor Pereira - is not interested in saints and is committing to Fenerbahce
Cover up or true, looking for a getter deal?
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Hiya, quick qā¦
Anyway you can stop the email alerts?
Ta muchly, 
Sounds similar to scenarios from the original American psycho book. (Not the censored version or the pansified movie).
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Well it clearly survived as it has been posting on here!
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Thats the Gerbils European cousin
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I think you may have to click the subscribe/unsubscribe button at the top of this page, next to all the page numbers.
Ta muchly canāt see that on a phone 
Daily Echo saying this morning that it could take another week for the club to make an appointment.
Jack must be fearing for his balls should no announcement be made today. 
is Pellegrini still under contract until 30 June?
I used to date a medical student who went on to become the first female heart consultant in the U.K., but that is beside the point. In her early days working in casualty she used to spend a lot of time removing items from the nether orifices of patients. One tricky extraction involved removing a test tube from an anus. Another involved trying to extricate a hairpin from inside a penis. You name it and apparently there is a human prepared to stick it up one of his or her holes. No mention of scorched rodents unfortunately but maybe they have special units for those cases, possibly financed by the RSPCA?
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If Jurgen the German gets the gig I think we should all fear for our testicles!!
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Isnāt that why hoovers have safety warnings on them now??
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Iāve gone balls out for you on SW Jack, so donāt let me downā¦ 
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Are you seriously says saying there are people that can stick a whole hoover inside them?
I learn something new everyday.
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I knew a Quack that came up with some tales, not sure how true they are, but funny nonetheless.
One fella came into A&E with a stinging nettle stalk shoved down his japseye as he thought it would give him a painful thrill. And another mush, city gent type, came into A&E one morning saying heād got the top of a can of deodorant stuck up his kyber after a āgame with his wife went slightly wrongā. When he went into the curtained off bay, the fella was naked with his arse in the air, banging one out, apparantely expecting the Doc to stick his fingers up his arse. Probably a director of JP Morgan or politican of some kind.
And a mate was a district nurse in Bristol who had to go and visit an elderly gay couple regularly as one was disabled and had serious piles, but couldnāt apply any medication. His mate used to roger him regularly and the piles never really healed up. Fucking gross. But I guess if you see that side of life, not much would phase you.
old tvs presenter chris peacock was apparantly at a&e with a toothbrush stuckā¦ perhaps he was trying to polish a turdā¦
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āCrispy cockā nicely ties in with the gerbil / fire story above! Thumbs up!
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Originally posted by @Saint-or-sinner
Originally posted by @BTripz
Originally posted by @Sadoldgit
I used to date a medical student who went on to become the first female heart consultant in the U.K., but that is beside the point. In her early days working in casualty she used to spend a lot of time removing items from the nether orifices of patients. One tricky extraction involved removing a test tube from an anus. Another involved trying to extricate a hairpin from inside a penis. You name it and apparently there is a human prepared to stick it up one of his or her holes. No mention of scorched rodents unfortunately but maybe they have special units for those cases, possibly financed by the RSPCA?
Isnāt that why hoovers have safety warnings on them now??
Hoover related injuries were so frequent that she didnāt bother to mention them apparently!