That rat is freaking me out - what is he hidingi n his right paw.
He looks like he is about to shoot me in teh face for laughing at his hat.
Not cute, psychotic
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Thereās a bunny rabbit who has that rat-paw on his keychain. Now thatās psychotic!
Reminds me of a girl I dated once.
Originally posted by @IlliniSaint
Originally posted by @Sussexsaint
That rat is freaking me out - what is he hidingi n his right paw.
He looks like he is about to shoot me in teh face for laughing at his hat.
Not cute, psychotic
Reminds me of a girl I dated once.
I am dating her now.
Edit: was. Knife wounds got too much
Has he signed yet
#Skacelnevertookthislong
Originally posted by @IlliniSaint
Originally posted by @Sussexsaint
That rat is freaking me out - what is he hidingi n his right paw.
He looks like he is about to shoot me in teh face for laughing at his hat.
Not cute, psychotic
Reminds me of a girl I dated once.
What?
You encouraged her to crawl up your backside using a toilet roll tube?
Eh?
Just me?
Ermm.
As you wereā¦
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Go on then how the fuck do you get a toilet roll tube up your arse? or is this question also for Redslo and MLG
This may or may not have happened (to me)
āIn retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,ā Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew āKikiā Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
āI pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,ā he explained. āAs usual, Kiki shouted out āArmageddon,ā my cue that heād had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldnāt come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.ā
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. āThe match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewskiās hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbilās fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.ā
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
Originally posted by @saintbletch
This may or may not have happened (to me)
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosexuality/gerbil.asp
āIn retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,ā Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew āKikiā Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
āI pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,ā he explained. āAs usual, Kiki shouted out āArmageddon,ā my cue that heād had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldnāt come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.ā
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. āThe match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewskiās hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbilās fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.ā
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
I thought this story was attributed to Richard Gere or have you changed names to protect the innocent.
Originally posted by @saintbletch
This may or may not have happened (to me)
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosexuality/gerbil.asp
āIn retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,ā Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew āKikiā Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
āI pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,ā he explained. āAs usual, Kiki shouted out āArmageddon,ā my cue that heād had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldnāt come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.ā
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. āThe match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewskiās hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbilās fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.ā
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
Oh FFSā¦WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GERBIL !!!
Guys this is a serious thread for assessing the attractiveness of any potential replacement for Asshat.
Please take your gerbil stories elsewhere ffs.
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Well its got a fucking great anecdote to bring up at parties.
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Yeah but while we await the event of the decadeā¦
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Heās got the look of a cock-sure straight-up gangsta for sure
has anybody got the Vole e Vaugnts
Yeah your sombrero wearing pussy would shit it from my clown hat wearing mouse/rat/indeterminate rodent.
Replacement for an asshat ?
hmm
Butt Berret ?
Taking the Pith Helmet?
Twat hat?
Cunt cap?
Flick the beanie ?
Perineal Panama?
Iāll stop now,apologies
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ā¦ thought it was Flick the Gestapo?
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I know its not deemed the done thing to like Allo Allo but I did enjoy the cafe girls and Helga at that particular age in my life
Pellegrini does it for me. Class act in my view.
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