Our Jack-boy is getting some stick over on the dark sideā¦ Mustāve upset a few of the good brethren!!
TBF I also think Jack chats shit.
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Warming towards Pellegrini as he has been there done it got the T shirt is less likely to use us as a stepping stone to greater things in the Premier League.
Thanks for thatā¦makes me proud to be a Sotonian and proud Jack is having such a profound effect. 
Do you actually live in Cobham? If so, maybe some midweek Europa beers could be done in, say, Weybridge?
Originally posted by @Flahute
TBF I also think Jack chats shit.
Fair play.
We love competing opinions here.
Who, Fowllyd?
Thatās been said before.
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@Chertsey Saint
I do indeed live in Cobham
Mid week Europa beers sounds good - Do you know any bars in Weybridge likely to show matches? Cobham bars are not renowned for showing anything other than Chelski (or Man U) games.
Donāt do it Cobham, heās grooming you to hand out leaflets at the next Junior Tory conference!!
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Too late 
another poor soul lostā¦
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Thanks guysā¦
Maybe the groomer is being groomed?
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Iāll steam clean the van Cherts.
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Muhahahahaā¦
Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @Flahute
TBF I also think Jack chats shit.
Fair play.
We love competing opinions here.
Indeed. Iām still amazed that so many are taking all this at face value, I would be equally skeptical myself if it was someone else sharing it. But so much of what Iāve been told so far has been confirmed elsewhere, and so long as the info Iām being given keeps being accurate, Iāll keep sharing it. 
I still donāt discount the possibility that Iām the victim of an elaborate prank from my old friend, but I have no reason not to trust them. Known them for years before one of us moved away and we gradually lost contact, and so much so far has been right.
Anyway, Iām off to spend Fatherās Day eve with my wonderful but terminally ill Dad, and make the most of the rest of the time we have left, so will be away from computer til the early hours.
I expect itāll all happen now whilst Iām away. 
Enjoy your evenings.
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I would have thought so, the Elmbridge Arms would probably be a good callā¦
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Iāll steam clean the van Cherts.
Cheers Goat. I assume you can get rid of blood AND semen?
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Has anyone noticed all the FenerbahƧe fans on Twitter basically begging for us to take Pereira? Seems like theyāre blaming him for the fact that they didnāt win the league this year. Heās the one out of the three which I donāt particularly want, if weāre looking for a top CV and Premier League experience, it has to be Pellegrini. However if weāre looking for an up and coming manager like Pochettino, personally I would rather we took on Puel.
I wonder if it is just those three managers that are so high up our list, loved the idea of Roger Schmidt from Leverkusen but assume that may be out of reach.
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Fuck me, Cherts.
Most end their masturbatory commitment at āfriction burnsā.
Iāve said too much. Yet again.
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Originally posted by @mttJames
If weāre looking for an up and coming manager like Pochettino, personally I would rather we took on Puel.
Puel is 54 years old and turns 55 in September (10 years older than Pochettino), I donāt think he can really be described as āup and comingā.