No because God was a manmade creation so we aren’t bound to him at all, the Jews have the claim surely as Christianity and Islam come far far later, I’d have thought the Jewish would say they’re heretics?
Anyway its a load of bollocks but there we go, 2000 worshipped Gods and we still can’t get the right one, culture and religion, makes you feel great doesn’t it?
_The new Hollywood Blockbuster… God in the Dock! _
Barry takes God to the High Court and tries to establish who is in power, and which religion is the least offensive towards homosexuals.
A feel-good romcom/family comedy tale of one man’s quest for answers to the biggest questions of all -it will make you cry, make you laugh, and it will feel like it has the potential to go on forever without any satisfactory conclusion.
3/5
When Barry’s time comes, and he climbs the gilded staircase, he is in for a v.embarrassing interview srs.
Great news, lets hope we get this down here and others faiths do the same.
Shit - Barry’s now gonna get counter-sued by Billy Connolly!
There is no god. 
I think this thread will be held up in years to come as the one that finally proved Barry to be an extremely muddled thinker. I can’t believe he’s still persisting with it to be honest. I would have thought he would have skulked off to start a new thread to try to hide this embarrassing one.
I think it’s been v.thought provoking! Like last night, I was watching Naked Attraction, and trying to crack one out. Then I stopped, and put my thing back in its holder. We were pulling into a station. Cos of this thread, I thought to myself… Why? Why have I stopped? It was cos of Law i suppose, I am governed by Law, I wouldn’t want the Law see me cracking one off on the train. They frown on that kind of thing. But as Barry points out, it ought to have been God too. I knew He was watching, but it’s v.easy to get complacent bout Him, cos he never seems to do anything about it. He’s impotent! Fk you God! I’m jacking it, and there’s nothing you can do about it! That’s what you think. But what people forget is that He is not just watching. He’s taking notes.
Why would I skulk off you fanny?
He can make your cock drop off. That’s what happened to me.
Like last night, I was watching Naked Attraction…
I’m confused why you chose to watch Naked Attraction last night instead of my recommendation for Anne of Green Gables?
He’s saving AoGG for pokey bum wank at home. Can’t be doing that on a train you perv.
Take a break this weekend Baz. Come back all guns blazing next week, start a new thread, and people will soon forget about this embarrassing little episode.