Muscly wet boys cum third.
Balding tells us the boys moved in together a month agoā¦āto help them in competitionāā¦
Iām sure that sharing a flat helped them to finish at the same time with as little splash as possible.
Have a follow of the BBCSport live commentary on tāwebsite - must be being done by interns when the bosses have gone homeā¦Soz canāt figure out how to post a link but have a trawl back and the one about Daly and his diving mate is a classic.
Not a fan of the diving, but that has to be a very tough thing to do, with 2!
Appalling performance by GB in the 7s - a bronze was there for the taking and they played as badly as the England football team does on the big occasions.
At last! I come across someone who watches a lot of 7s like us and is clearly an expert.
Phew. Thought it was just a Dubai thing. Still have a spare sofa if you want to come down 1st week of December.
Whereās your money for the menās event.
Reckon Cecil will take the Yarpies over the line or will the Favourites blow everyone away?
Iāll study form and get back to youā¦meanwhile, is this becoming our worst Olympics in years or are we still pretending everything is going well?
Certainly our worst performance for 4 years so far.
Or did Blighty suffer a dose of supreme arrogance in the run up to Rio? All those market research estimates. Obviously none of them was done in order to try and justify MONEY supplied by YOU LOT being SPENT on something other than benefits or MPās expenses for a change.
Not like anyone else would have looked at London and imagined they could learn how to improve from itā¦
Anyway youāve all still got those Great British Heroes to come.
Danny & Justin
Hopefully the rowers and the cyclists can dig us out of a hole.
The womenās curling team will dominate. You heard it here first.
How much do they charge for that?
About time ⦠hereās our last Gold Medalist!!
Have they not? Then glad to be of serviceā¦always happy to put a smile back on the face of our plucky chaps.
Well Something about Eve Muirhead that I cant quite put my finger on, but its probably that she is a gold old fashioned girl and knows her gender role - good with a broom and all that
Itās a story of almost but not quite. Weāre becoming the nearly kids. 4th places abound.
4th in the menās individual foil
4th in the womenās rugby 7s
4th in the menās team gymnastics
Didnāt we make a poor start at London 2012? Iām sure I heard someone say that we really didnāt get going until the Wednesday?
Arsenal wannabees? I know they finnished 2nd last year and 3rd the year before but why waste an old joke?