No.
Carry On Pommelling.
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @Bathsaint
Originally posted by @Dubai_Phil
Originally posted by @Bathsaint
Itās a story of almost but not quite. Weāre becoming the nearly kids. 4th places abound.
4th in the menās individual foil
4th in the womenās rugby 7s
4th in the menās team gymnastics
Bed Wetting Prediction of the year award goes toā¦
Seven 4ths in swimming
Thats one and three quarters then.
Until the retrospective Drug Tests in 8 years timeā¦ Then theyāll all become real ones no doubt
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Ah the old Two Nuns in a Bath jokeā¦
Quoi le fuck?
Chris McKenna ā@ cmckennasport 43m43 minutes ago
Only Ireland could be involved in a ticket touting scandal for an Olympics that has empty seats at every event.
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Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Originally posted by @Rallyboy
Have the French tested positive for soap?
No?
Thought not.
See I must object to this sort of sterotyping - almost saponificationphobic statements. Simply not true. As evidence for this I site that back in around 1992 The student ferret was ferretting in Amiens, En France. A young lady called Nathalie, would enjoy nothing better than sharing a bath and allowing me to use lots of soap whilst washing her rigourously all overā¦ This chore, is clear evidence that the French do indeed use and enjoy soap.
Quoi le fuck?
Madeup word CB - Saponification is the process by which you make soap from fatty acidsā¦
The rest is actually a true story 
Originally posted by @BTripz
Originally posted by @Saint-or-sinner
Originally posted by @Bucks
Laura Trott 4th Gold
our most dominant athlete(even better than her other half).
Oh, she could dominate me any day!
My wife taught herā¦ English.
Weād win The Plastic Chair Throwing Competition at a Canter though!!
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The hockey was good - Southampton woman smacks in the penalty that guarantees a medal.
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Originally posted by @ericofarabia
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/765941430300790790
Weād win The Plastic Chair Throwing Competition at a Canter though!!
That is quite simply the best thing I have seen at the Olympics.
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Not spooky at all. In fact, highly likely. Itās called the ābirthday problemā and is a well recognised statistical phenomenon.
Edit: read more about it hereā¦
Someone had to go all MLG on this didnāt they, couldnāt let it lie as a piece of fun, oh noā¦
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Actually quite interesting
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Good job I have a solid grounding in mathematics or I might find that article less understandable than a Clod Pool press conference.
Simple explanation from the BBC - go to the bottom of this article.
Iād still say itās slightly spooky that our three greatest Olympians of all time share a birthdayā¦
Nah,not when you look at all the numbers of fat lazy unfit people who also share the same birthdayā¦
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Yeah, but do the three fattest people in history share a birthday?..
If so, just think how many sausage rolls and sticky buns we would we need for their partyā¦
The Brownlee boys are strutting their stuffā¦could be Gold + Silverā¦
One day too late.
Always knew I could have been great, but was just off.
Now I know why.
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