Rio Olympics 2016

Rio Olympics 2016
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#321

No.

Carry On Pommelling.

#322

Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint

Originally posted by @Bathsaint

Originally posted by @Dubai_Phil

Originally posted by @Bathsaint

Itā€™s a story of almost but not quite. Weā€™re becoming the nearly kids. 4th places abound.

4th in the menā€™s individual foil

4th in the womenā€™s rugby 7s

4th in the menā€™s team gymnastics

:lou_sad:

Bed Wetting Prediction of the year award goes toā€¦

Seven 4ths in swimming :lou_eyes_to_sky: :lou_sad: :lou_facepalm_2:

Thats one and three quarters then.

Until the retrospective Drug Tests in 8 years timeā€¦ Then theyā€™ll all become real ones no doubt

#323

Ah the old Two Nuns in a Bath jokeā€¦

#324

Quoi le fuck?

#325

Chris McKenna ā€@ cmckennasport 43m43 minutes ago

Only Ireland could be involved in a ticket touting scandal for an Olympics that has empty seats at every event.

#326

Originally posted by @CB-Saint

Originally posted by @areloa-grandee

Originally posted by @Rallyboy

Have the French tested positive for soap?

No?

Thought not.

See I must object to this sort of sterotyping - almost saponificationphobic statements. Simply not true. As evidence for this I site that back in around 1992 The student ferret was ferretting in Amiens, En France. A young lady called Nathalie, would enjoy nothing better than sharing a bath and allowing me to use lots of soap whilst washing her rigourously all overā€¦ This chore, is clear evidence that the French do indeed use and enjoy soap.

Quoi le fuck?

Madeup word CB - Saponification is the process by which you make soap from fatty acidsā€¦

The rest is actually a true story :lou_lol:

#327

Originally posted by @BTripz

Originally posted by @Saint-or-sinner

Originally posted by @Bucks

Laura Trott 4th Gold :+1::trophy::trophy::trophy::trophy: :lou_lol:

our most dominant athlete(even better than her other half).

Oh, she could dominate me any day!

My wife taught herā€¦ English.

#328

Weā€™d win The Plastic Chair Throwing Competition at a Canter though!!

#329

The hockey was good - Southampton woman smacks in the penalty that guarantees a medal.

#330

Originally posted by @ericofarabia

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/765941430300790790

Weā€™d win The Plastic Chair Throwing Competition at a Canter though!!

That is quite simply the best thing I have seen at the Olympics.

#331

Not spooky at all. In fact, highly likely. Itā€™s called the ā€˜birthday problemā€™ and is a well recognised statistical phenomenon.

Edit: read more about it hereā€¦

#332

Someone had to go all MLG on this didnā€™t they, couldnā€™t let it lie as a piece of fun, oh noā€¦

#333

Actually quite interesting

#334

Good job I have a solid grounding in mathematics or I might find that article less understandable than a Clod Pool press conference.

#335

Simple explanation from the BBC - go to the bottom of this article.

#336

Iā€™d still say itā€™s slightly spooky that our three greatest Olympians of all time share a birthdayā€¦

#337

Nah,not when you look at all the numbers of fat lazy unfit people who also share the same birthdayā€¦

#338

Yeah, but do the three fattest people in history share a birthday?..

If so, just think how many sausage rolls and sticky buns we would we need for their partyā€¦

#339

The Brownlee boys are strutting their stuffā€¦could be Gold + Silverā€¦

#340

One day too late.

Always knew I could have been great, but was just off.

Now I know why.