My Sister is got a cat. He’s a right little cunt. I usually am v.good with cats. There is something bout me that cats usually like. Strange cats v.often come up to me in the street + molest my ankles till I reach down and give them the ole tickle behind the ear. I guess I give off a catnip vibe.
But not my sister’s cat! He is a right little cunt! He just sits there looking miserable, and can’t even be tempted with the little cluck-cluck noises and the thing I do when I bend down and hold out my hand pretending like I’ve got food. And if he’s ever passing + you reach down and pat his neck or whatever, he goes fucking mental. He’s a right little cunt! Just wanted to get that off my chest. Not all cats is Quality. We call him Alpine Cat.
Here is other pussy that is sister to big pussy in photo above
She is stupid queen, she is sleeping in upturned dolls cot!!
Maybe he’s one of those cats that can smell something wrong
ps: feel free to print off a large version of the new emoji for the back of your car
Poor cat, being felt-up and teased by da Bear every five mins.
It must be like backstage at Top of the Pops.