Exactly how I envisaged it 
Im going with the calls for Tadic in the number 10 role.
MoPE needs to change something it might as well be him.
Right then, just purchased a match ticket so I’m going to change my prediction.
nil fucking nil and the most boring game on Earth!!
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I will be watching on SKY, more commomly known as Murdochsacunto vision - given that the entertainment value I seem to get from this overpriced shit is often negligible, I am expecting a bastard result of 0-2 - I predict we will:
a) Dominate possession
b) Create at least 6 shots on goal, 0 on target
c) Look good in most of what we do up until the final 3rd
d) Have the above pointed out together with how few goals we have scored at home repeatedly by cuntish commentaters multiple times
e) Concede 2 goals- 1x wordly form around 48yards out with Forster rooted to the spot, 1 x soft penalty
f) Have Barry tell us how shite eveything is
g) Get through 8 pairs of TENA for men by full time
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Going to be a nice trip home for the Barcodes on Sunday, maybe!!
193 shots and only 9 goals! That is over the last 14 premier league fixtures. That is a very poor 4.7% success rate. My god, I know where I would be putting my efforts in training!
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That’s bad, but look on the bright side.
We’re not Liverpool.
A run of one win in seven across all competitions since the end of August, with no clean sheets and 14 goals conceded.
Man u home and spuds away next up for them(could be 13 points behind and 9 games without a clean sheet). Klopp could be the next manager sacked
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I think Lawro is sexually harassing Southampton.
He has given us another kiss of death.
Predicting 2-1 and commenting “Southampton are another team that have been short of goals but they deserved to get something against Stoke in their last game, and I think they will edge this one.”
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I don’t think that this will be a boring game. Infact if Pelligrino doesn’t do a number on his old master I will moan a bit on the Internet about it. I’m going for playing really well but coming in at half time a goal down then watching entertaining football turn into a scrappy brawl as we put three past them (the first being denied). I’ll be honest I’ve never got over league one and often have flash backs. Luckily I can see the symptoms and with some expert help and the support around me I’m pulling through.
This will be a shit 0-1 to Newcastle and there is nothing from previous games that gives me hope we can score with this current team, we have to slackers on the wing and a hard working striker who’d be more effective in goal.
Paul Merson says we’ve got to start scoring soon and that he reckons we’ll win 2-0.
I believe the daft twat.
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Small point of order but we don’t play in Red and White Stripes this season 
Bellend Sports seemed to have fucked off The EPL again so no Saturday 3pm games for us, but luckily(?) our next 3 are all on the tellybox sowe should be ok fingers crossed.
Anyways … we always win 4-0 don’t we. Geordies don’t seem to travel too well down here … must be the fresh air and sunshine that they are not used to.
2-0 to the team who previously played in Red and White stripes
Genius wife books 13:30 local business meeting.
Finishing in time for me to get home, change out of suit then get down to Barasti early.
Prediction wide, we will lose. Simply because I am being stubborn today. I found some old Saints shirts that are going to #globalsfc but I want to wear one of them one last time.
We always lose when I wear a shirt.
Open to bribes not to wear it
My heinous exwife has decided that I can take my 7 year old daughter to a party that starts at 15:30 with a 17:30 finish. This is because it is my weekend and I may as well as she normally picks the little one up at 16:00.
Add to that @dubai_phil declaration and at least one of your will cop some abuse if we lose.
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Haha
Dear MP
Really do not care WHAT formation you go with today.
But PLEASE let’s NOT go with 2 DM’s?
Push Lemons further forward but NOT 2 DM’s…
Not at home
Unless it is Citeh when 4 DM’s and 2 keepers would be wise
FFS
Wesley Maya VVD
Cedric Oriel Bert
Davis Lemina
Gabbi
Chazza
Won’t be anything like that but would be funneh to drop Redmond to make Merson look even more stupid after that Sky Preview snafu
Back 4
Gabbi starts
Redmond & Tadic play ffs