You have each been asked to write a few lines for a PL preview of every club for a National Newspaper (Yes Dubai Crew do this every year, yes it is ME on behalf of US) It’s because I do the FB page and our Twitmeister canot be arsed
We can come back and laugh at this later
So off you go -
Prediction for the Season (ie a POSITION not a Top Half)
Surely there is a “Beetlejuice risk” of some kind with three J Rodriguez’, Bear? I’m personally sure that the name carries the same supernatural risk, but you can’t be too careful.
It’s a good job we have the black box working this stuff out, and not you.
Barasti in the New Francis Benali Stand (our tv corner & yes he has been invited!)
Boufal
Gonna have to pad that out with usual DP BS & references to our associate members Joe Root, Paul Collingwood, Andrew Symonds, Michael Vaughan, Rory’s caddy JP, Roberto Carlos & Will Smith no less
Also struggling to avoid any bad taste comments about Eric & planes today…