⚽ Pre-season Friendly - :eastleigh_fc: Swaythling Athletic v Saints :saints:

:eastleigh_fc: v :saints:

First “competitive” run-out of Will Still’s tenure

I am going to try a different tack this season,

We are going to get dry humped in this match first defeat for Still Will.

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Glad to see you’ve learnt at last…

For those of us with a foot in both camps ( and it’s still Swaythling Athletic if you please.) pre match beers will be in the Bookshop, before a scenic trip on the Bluestar 2 in time for the ko.

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I m going so we are going to get beat

I’ve told this story already, but my bro and I went to an Eastleigh Vs Saints pre-season friendly.

The facilities were famine and feat, really.

They had a pub on the ground at the time, but only one stand.

My brother and I, both short cunts, stood near one of the corner flags where they only had a fence.

I specifically remember my bro harassing Jermaine Wright whenever he took a corner, in the manner of Mrs Doyle from Father Ted.

“G’wan Jimmy”, every fucking time. “Jimmy” didn’t look like he was used to this advanced level hectoring.

We lost 2-1.

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We will see if this is any different to last season I have 25 beer tokens on a Saints away win. :worried: :woozy_face: lets see how much I end up with.

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Uou can watch on Saints Player for only a fiver

I cant because I am offshore and the bandwidth is less than you have on your old Etisalat phone

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Still (No pun intended) waiting for the title of this thread to be changed.

How’s That?

Brilliant!!

What is the team then? Nothing on the official site as to what it is.

Off to a flyer - 1-0 to Eastleigh after 2 mins

Softest fucking goal ever

Who is in goal Ramsey?

No he was a full back.

Swaythling have scored with out touching the ball according to the official site.

https://x.com/AlfieHouseEcho/status/1944036689514578190?t=gbJ6z2ZYIAIHB7qRcdxPaQ&s=19