Originally posted by @Rallyboy
I initially signed up just as part of a brand protection exercise.
Well that hasn’t gone well. Half the posters on this site have nicked your avatar.
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Exciting times were dashed in the early hours of Tuesday morning as I processed the application of our 132nd poster. All the initial signs were good. The username, JeremyCync, did share some hallmarks of the spammer usernames, but it could just have easily been a Jeremy Corbyn supporter or critic, perhaps coming here to set the record straight on matters.
It was not to be. JeremyCync fell at the first hurdle, failing the Russian test.
#JezWeSpam*
*No you can’t. Fuck off.
Seems to be a few more for the bin today pap.
Cheers Goatboy,
That was an interesting attempt. Didn’t even attempt to use real email addresses.
I was really looking forward to hearing from A Sphincter Says What, but I guess he did not pass the sniff test.
good work Pap
How did you get one with me using a email masking service then Papster, or was it just that my Username was sooooo cool that you had to let me in??
Given that (I think) I invented your new handle with an urban take on your old one, you were safe 
Something of an update. This week, we got hit by a number of spam accounts. Think we had ten in the space of an hour at one point. They will unfortunately have to go unremarked. I deleted them in one fell swoop with a database query.
Last night, we had two new members sign up, both spammers. lundarerara had an email address hotter than the surface of mercury. Turned up on all kinds of blacklists. GloriaLak is presumably another attempt to snare sad, sexually frustrated forum owners with the sniff of a woman. Unlucky both. We never knew ya.
Haven’t updated on this for ages. We continue to be beset by people signing up with dodgy deets. We also lost our first poster last night. Accounts go dormant; we all know that. We even deleted Tokes’ first account back in the day because he spelt his own email address incorrectly and was screaming “why is my email notifications not working, pap?!”. It was reinstated.
Never before have we had a contributing account entirely deleted. Stephen will never quite fit into posters we never knew. He joined; two days later he asked about donner kebabs, and with nowt but “please delete my account”, he was gone.
We knew him all too briefly, which is why the pain is so great.
RIP Stephen. I hope you find that doner kebab you are looking for, everything on.
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Gay knows how to make £3000 per day from home. Please send £100 per details.
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maybe Stephen was a paparazzi bro. He was gonna grab a doner, and then post an upskirt shot of Kate Middleton’s bush.
Must’ve been bit dissapointment, for Stephen, when he found the papsweb brand is misleading, and frm is less about papping, and more bout how much Barry Sanchez dislikes the EU, and what’s on TedMaul’s ipod.
I fucking hate the EU but love Europeans if that clarifies anything.
You want to destroy a political union that’d give you more access to people you love?
Crystal.
I find this v surprise. You should talk about this more.
Whilst you are opening up. In your opinion, what are the most tolerant places on earth?
The UK (England especially), Denmark, Netherlands and Sweden.
You probably ike most confuse being an EU with being anti European which are two seperate things altogether, I have great European friends who are more sceptical of the Union than me, its the institution we dislike not the people.
UK is actually v.non-tolerant of racism againt black bros, gun crime & driving too fast on the M42 imo. It is v.tolerant re: religions, Mcdonalds & Strictly Come Dancing tho. It is Horses for Courses. If you like doing drive by shootings at blackfaces, i would not recommend uk. If you like eating chicken nuggets while praying for ur favourite ballroom dancer to do a good foxtrot, i would recommend UK
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Maybe Stephen was testing the waters?
I have this image of poor little Stephen and his big dream of moving from Kusadasi to Shirley, opening his kebab emporium for all his friendly European customers.
Now he’s discovered there is way too much competition and Scandinavia or the low countries would be a better bet.
RIP Stephen. May your chilli sauce become famous.
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Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez
I fucking hate the EU but love Europeans if that clarifies anything.
You want to destroy a political union that’d give you more access to people you love?
Crystal.
Sorry I wasn’t aware the EU made me love my fellow neighbour more? When have we ever been stopped from going to EU countries?
Are you still going on about the EU, Barry? I keep expecting you to have written something funny about Stephen!