Hang on, you’re saying this forum isn’t one big hyper real computer game?
Oh.
Hey Bathsaint - welcome! Good to have a new poster, we’re all getting a bit insestuous! In the early days you get awarded badges which ramp up your points total, hence why you’re top this week.
Have you come over from Saintsweb? Or found us another way?
No, your points are standard issue to all over-privileged white middle class male academics.
Bathsaint joined up early and hasn’t posted until recently. He has the Early Doors badge, which we stopped handing out when the transfer window opened.
Hold on, do I know you? Or do you know me? How did you know I am an over-privileged middle class male academic?
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Your avatar gives it away.
I also work for MI5, as is well known unfortunately.
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Ah, that explains everything.
See, I think the MI5 thing is all a massive smokescreen for utter poverty, and that you’ve spent the past three years living in bins outside establishments that offer free wi-fi.
Hahahahahaha…we all are…despite some here who pretend to be leftie proles with a social conscience. Don’t be fooled some here even have butlers and servants.
Originally posted by @pap
See, I think the MI5 thing is all a massive smokescreen for utter poverty, and that you’ve spent the past three years living in bins outside establishments that offer free wi-fi.
You’re the one who outed my intelligence links, sunshine. Make your mind up.
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Originally posted by @Furball
You’re the one who outed my intelligence links, sunshine. Make your mind up.
Shit assignment, mush.
“Methinks”
Don’t be a knob.
If you’re genuinely getting bothered by upvotes and a leaderboard then you need to have a long talk with yourself. And in that talk you should call yourself a cunt and tell yourself to grow up.
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Originally posted by @Fatso
Originally posted by @Bathsaint
Okay, this is my third post on this forum and, somehow, I’ve ended up top of the list.
Methinks the is some doubt over the reliability and validity of the points system…
“Methinks”
Don’t be a knob.
Welcome to the forum Bathsaint!
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Originally posted by @Fatso
Originally posted by @Bathsaint
Okay, this is my third post on this forum and, somehow, I’ve ended up top of the list.
Methinks the is some doubt over the reliability and validity of the points system…
“Methinks”
Don’t be a knob.
Just bugger off back to your library and do some cataloging or whatever it is you do there.
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Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @Fatso
Originally posted by @Bathsaint
Okay, this is my third post on this forum and, somehow, I’ve ended up top of the list.
Methinks the is some doubt over the reliability and validity of the points system…
“Methinks”
Don’t be a knob.
Welcome to the forum Bathsaint!
You haven’t quite got the Bletch welcome patois yet have you!!
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I know, right?
I mean, Fatso had the open-goal of someone who has a problem with personal hygiene, and needs to bathe, and what does he do? Avoids that paydirt material and instead makes a chwat of himself, that’s what.
That’s why Fatso will never be a butler on my watch.
The complete ****. (I bet this trips the Papsweb swear filter).
I think Bathsaint should hang around - s/he’s gonna fit in well.
He’s a he, Lou. Also from my files:
Age: middle.
Status: nervous (he’s waiting to see whether any Chinese students actually turn up to his Masters programme)
Salary: negligible, given ‘vast importance of job’.
Workload: actually light but self-defined as ‘excessive’.
Stress: minimal, but self-defined as ‘stratospheric’.
Outlook: outwardly ‘loves’ students, inwardly terrified of the detail in the last set of NSS survey results.
Plan in life: to use Sotonians up-votes and leaderboard position as evidence of ‘impact’ of his research.
Any other questions, let me know.
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