I don’t think it’s a good idea for me to read things like that pap as it will probably end up with me hunting the cunts down and stabbing them in the face with a pencil.
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yeah, go on, stab the pig in the face with ur pencil, dave.
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So the latest incumbent of a position that is generally occupied by someone obsessed with power and greed has no shame?
#surprise
It couldn’t have been you that stabbed that guy in the face with a pencil goat, you were with me all night. Right?
A mate just flew into town.
He took me out for dinner & we talked sh1t.
He owns offshore companies.
In this new world order does this mean I should resign?
Impressive false equivalence there, Phil.
Good work.
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Only if you stick your bellend into a piglets nostril.
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Fuck me, you don’t half chat bolloxs.
Since I started my new job they give me Company Car cos I’m having to drive back+forth to midlands all the time, but we’re telling the tax bros it’s a pool car but it’s not really shhh. This is why I am bit sympathy with bros cos I like to make a bit of extra scratch too, even if it’s naughty. If I get elected Prime Minister I spose it will bite me in the arse tho srs.
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Only when I’m out at a long Friday Brunch.
Just to be clear, IMHO every single Politician is only out for themselves & spout far more bollox than I could ever dream of.
I hold them all in contempt pig fuckers or paedos or expense fiddlers.
The whole shebang needs to be torn up - no lobby groups, no expenses, no careers or directorship after service represent the goddammit people not interest groups.
Dave quits? His replacement will be as bad. Jezza gets in? Establishment & Whitehall will destroy his ideals in days.
Bring back Sir Humphrey
can ppl stop saying bollox pls? This is papsweb, and on papsweb we like looking at bollocks.
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Fair Cop Bear.
Yes I have been considering a career change. At my age the normal route is to open a bar in Thailand & look at bollox & ewbs in the wrong combination.
I had been considering a career in Politics but I just can’t fit two faces on nor keep up the krap.
As we re bunching in the local official Liverpool pub I’m off to sing 2-0 & you fu ked it up. Probably more entertaining
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Fuck right off cuntychops. I’ll say bolloxs if I like in the same way I’ll say coonts if I chose.
Cunt.
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My next concern, is that as we already know that Dave the piglet fucker is already planning at some point to move aside and hand over the reigns to his Giddy sidekick, could this be an opportunity presenting itself to him to do so?
He could bow out with some bullshit spiel like: “As I’ve said, I am completely innocent of all implications against me, blah blah blah – but in the interests and honour of the ‘good name’ (snigger) of the party, I will be stepping aside, and handing over the reins to the highly competent (snigger) Mr. Osbourne, who I am sure will do a wonderful job (of ruining the country even more than I possible could)”.
I’m not sure which would be worse. A Prime Minister who fucks pigs – or one who on all available evidence, will likely squeeze out every last penny from the country, and export the carcass to the highest bidder. 
GO will never get the leadership. It would be like the labour party electing a “trot” for a leader.
It is very weird how fortunes change. KRG posted the results of a Conservative Home poll back in October 2015. He was way out in front with 32.9% of the vote. Incidentally, the only person not to have made a total arse of themselves from the list of frontrunners was Boris Johnson, famous for making a total arse of himself,
Would be curious to see the results of a similar poll now.
Can’t think that many have done themselves any great favours since. I guess BoJo is probably much higher than what he was. Imagine Gideon will be well out of the running.
Wonder if IDS’s antics of late would see him in the reckoning?
Guise, guise!
Someone thinks we are all being a bit mean here. Cameron is the real victim of injustice here. He is being discriminated against for being born into a wealthy family.
According to Tory MP (I know, shocking, right?), Mark Pritchard.
David Cameron must not be discriminated against for “being born into a wealthy family”, a Conservative backbencher has said.
Mark Pritchard, the Tory MP for the Wrekin, came to the defence of the Prime Minister following Mr Cameron’s admission that he did personally benefit from an offshore investment fund set up by his father.
Mr Pritchard accused the Labour party of trying to distract attention from their party’s internal strife by attacking Mr Cameron who he said was the victim of “real injustice”.
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Mr Pritchard told BBC News he thought “most of the public will find it distasteful” that Mr Cameron’s father has been brought into a political row.
“I think it’s very unseemly, very distasteful and I think there’s a real injustice," he said.
“I don’t know all the details, but I think there’s a principle at stake here: it’s about justice and it’s an injustice that the Prime Minister’s late father, who did the best for his family, a loving father, a loving son, is not here to defend himself.
“The Prime Minister has said that he will publish his tax returns. He’s been very, very open about his property ownership, his other ownership. I don’t think he should be discriminated against just because he was born into a wealthy family.”
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