Palace pre-match beers plus end of season celebration

Bletch still lives! :lou_lol:

Originally posted by @Bucks

Bletch still lives! :lou_lol:

You mardy cunt Bletch be thankful it wasn’t an obit!

Fuck you two.

Ignore their jibes dear reader.

I’m sat no more than 18 inches from 3B and 24 inches from Bucks (just outside of penetrative range), and instead of talking to me they post on here.

Sad fucking Internet losers. What attracted them to sotonians.com.

Cunts.

I often wonder about the Internet. I spent 90 minutes talking to myself and updating scores, that no one was looking at, oh well got me through the afternoon!

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Could be worse you could be sitting 5 Bletch cock lengths from Bletch

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10 - even on a warm day.

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Cunt

Originally posted by @Rallyboy

10 - even on a warm day.

Viagra boosted!

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I read them but only as the games had finished gave me a perspective on how the games had progreessed whilst we were humping Pardews Palace euphamism intended :lou_lol:

So keep it up as apparently Bletch cant :lou_is_a_flirt:

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Just staggered back home after a very boozy evening of celebrating an awesome season. Ron has done a great job. The club has done a great job. The Board have done a great job. And for all of the twats on TSW who were calling for Ron’s head during the blip and slagging off the club…oh yee of little faith :lou_sunglasses:

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That was a season worth celebrating. So we did.

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Spot on argon. Very decent to see the gang, great chat about a great season. What a top day!

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Talking of the other place The curry fund must have dipped because as soon as you try and go to any thread on the main board it redirects to a full page add that you cannot close without going back to the menu board

I’m not quite sure pap knows how to run a forum yet, as he didn’t have a curry tonight (paid for by the members or otherwise) and indeed ended up having to pay for Fowllyd’s. Though to be fair that was more due to general incompetence on Fowllyd’s part. :laughing:

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Do not moan about me not eating a curry. My restraint is the reason we’re not all washing dishes at the moment.

pap’s restraint on the spicy food front has more to do with his desire not to have to smear shit on his bollocks this morning, than it does avoiding dish washing.

A great night following a wonderful set of results (we even streamed Pompey’s doomed attempts on a tablet and phone at our table).

I enjoyed seeing everyone even the non-consentual sex (taking) with SO5 and The Flyd Owl.

Have a vague memory of taxiing back to the South Western Arms to find The Flyd Owl’s wallet. Only for him to refuse to get out of the taxi because he believed that either SO5 or I had his wallet.

With the meter running, and the taxi driver happy to sit there, we played the world’s most expensive game of ‘blink’. After about 5 minute (probably 20 seconds) I eventually went to get the wallet.

Stubborn bastard and no apology! He has nice Chelsea boots (Loakes) though.

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Got home at 1 o’clock this morning, thank feck the train stopped at Poole otherwise I would have ended up in Weymouth.

Props to Letsbe for the lift to the station when I realised the last train home was in 30 minutes.

I did fully pay for my curry didn’t I?

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That fucking curry bill will be the Sykes Picot of Sotonians.

People will still be discussing it 100 years later, and by that point, Fowllyd’s lobbying organisation will become so powerful that the only permissible interpretration of last night’s events will be the “wallet stealing think-they’re-comedians bastards” theory.

Deviations from this accepted truth will result in cultural excommunication, delegitimisation and the really extreme stuff (suggesting drunkenness or intoxication) will carry a prison sentence.

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I may have been drunk enough to be convinced that SO5 had hidden my wallet, but Bletch was drunk enough to think he stood a chance with the nice lady who came to the door of the South Western and handed him said wallet. I shall leave it to the forum to decide who was more deluded.

Had to get back home to take younger stepddaughter to college, but following tea, scrambled eggs and a walk with the dog (not a euphemism) I’m feeling reasonably human again.

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Fuck sake, just looked at my receipt from the Curry House, a Lamb Pathia, a keema naan, a poppadom and 2 pints of Cobra came to just under £22!!!