Our postings of unfortunate events

Monkey Tennis
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I doubt mine could hold half a pint let alone a full one.

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i’m so glad we ow have a place for these.
This caught my eye and made me shudder 3 days ago.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8446579/Chinese-man-colon-torn-apart-16-inch-live-eel-sticking-rear.html#:~:text=A%20Chinese%20man%20nearly%20died,backside%20to%20treat%20his%20constipation.&text=The%20live%20fish%20tore%20through,for%20a%20week%2C%20doctors%20said.&text=The%20surgeons%20were%20shocked%20to,eel%20while%20conducting%20the%20surgery.

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Your bladder, your penis, or your leech?

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He inserted a 16 inch wriggling eel into his backside to “Cure his constipation”. Ah, that old chestnut!

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Surely the scales will prevent it being pulled back out without a lot of pain?

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No scales on an eel.

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Yes there are just not ss big as fishy skate bastard scales

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They do tend to come pre-lubed
I’m told
By people angling for attention