“ur” mum, surely.
Fuck off. Hythe still doesn’t have horseless carriages (as the locals refer to them) in 2021.
Fake news.
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Would you accept in an alternate reality then?
The swirls and eddies of the atmosphere at 20k feet paints a fascinating picture with the ice crystals of Cirrus cloud…Baddesley Common this morning…
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Out this morning trying out a couple of new locations for pictures. Grosvenor Square’s Georgian buildings make a great backdrop in black and white…
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Shame you emptied out all the sweet wrappers on the floor around the car though.
Werther’s Originals are irresistable. I was hoping nobody would notice. 
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At least you moved the tin from the dashboard
Have you ever swallowed a whole Werthers…fuckin’ hurts. 
Seen it done in some early German porn films
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What…with the wrapper on??
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Condoms not in vogue then 
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You know you’re getting old when you ask the chemist if they sell Werthers flavour condoms.
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What did the chemist say?
( I note you said chemist rather than pharmacist old man 
)
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I had no idea you were American. 
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I’m just trying to work out if you taste your own condoms or not…
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No, you’re just old
To be fair, LITSL would have referred to the apothecary.
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A jar of your finest leeches
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