Bompey 2 down after 5 minutes.
Citeh 2 down at home to palates
Everton winning
Liverpool 4-0 up already.
We want 10.
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They may not stop at 10 at that rate
Have just asked a Bin dipper onboard if they could do us that little favour.
It’s on, 6-0 
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Tella scores again for Burnley.
Liverpool 7-0 up now and Salah hasn’t scored a single one the lazy fuck 
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Lastborn has just informed me that Liverpool are seven nil up against Bompey.
“Three more”, I said. Someone has to take that loss record from us.
8!
You got Salah as your captain as well?
What a useless cunt
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Salah, not you!
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9!
Come on come on come on
Please make it ten
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Well they’ve equalled it. We at least share this shame with Bompey.
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They’re the most recent though so they can fucking own it like we did.
And they’ve still got eleven fucking men.
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Fucking Salah - not one fucking goal you twat and you couldn’t even get the biggest loss monkey off our back
Now thanks to you we are going to get equalling Saints record all weekend
Wanker
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Ha, they’re making them play injury time!
It finishes 9-0.
We move out of undisputed territory 
It does rather deftly illustrate the difference between the Premiership rich and poor boys.
9-0 up and he is worth 3 FPL points FFS
At least I don’t have him as Captain