Stirling misses a tap in.
Citeh seemingly getting in behind the dipper’s dodgy defence at will.
Bollocks.
Less than a minute of the second half… 2 - 2 Mane 45.47 minutes
Why does Carragher only open his mouth to praise Liverpool?
It’s a character defect.
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3 - 2 Stirling seemingly offside scores.
VAR rules it out 2 - 2.
Finally, Sterling puts one away.
But ruled out for offside.
Because he’s a cunt.
Ah you’ve gone for the classic cunt option often taken.
How much longer is Pep going to keep Sterling on the pitch?
Stirling running in on goal with the ball decides to tough it out with VVD.
He was looking for a tackle so he could dive over it with a trailing leg. When it failed to arrive, that was his repertoire exhausted.
Jesus goes for a miracle rather than pick out De Bruyne for a tap in.
At last.
Mahrez on for Sterling.
Is this because it’s Sunday?
I confess it is, still praying for Jesus’ second coming (goal).
Oh Jesus being subbed for Squeelish.
Let’s see you get the church puns in now, eh?
…don’t even think about “scores from a cross.”