Ashley Young is a farcical footballer tbh
… and that’s how it finished. Looks as if Luton are heading straight back down.
IF they hadn’t had so many injuries, they may have given it a better go of staying up.
In the grand scheme of things the EPL money & parachute payments should see them set up for a future away from Kenilworth Dog Shed.
They’ll be a threat to us next season unless they get asset stripped by Everton/Forest/Chelsea
Oh wait…
Penalty to City. Not sure it was one, but Carragher thinks it wasn’t so I’m happy to accept that it was.
… Haaland duly converts. One nil.
Haaland scores from the spot 13 mins
Peter Drury & his co-comms harsh but not going to be overturned.
Ait Noiri was late
Everyone gets FPL points
In case anyone believes the hype there is no title race.
Citeh are walking to it
Shouldda triple captained Haaland FFS.
But captained Odegaard instead
Ffs
2-0
Looks like another penalty…
… and it is.
That was a penalty all day long
Haaland for a 1st half hat trick
3-0
He doesn’t fuck around, does he. Thumps it in.
Wolves get a consolation but Haaland makes fun of them by going up the other end and hitting his forth.
In a charitable act City take off Haaland and replce him with Alvarez, who in a less charitable act scores city’s fifth.
No JWP for wet spam
Palmer
1-0
Chelsea
21st hoal of season
And most twitter Saints fans didnt want him on loan last season
Gallagher
2-0
wer spam on the beach
3-0
Pochettino looks to have a job nexf yesr.
Moyes has to be gone
Sunday League defending
4-0
JWP on at half time. Making no difference.
He may just remember that he has played there a few times for us and won, and not often thrashed
Bowen has hit the crossbar THREE times!
5-0 after a VAR check for offside
Brighton get a soft pen and Welbeck has his shot parried but hits the rebound.
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