Belter from Pukki 1-1
2-1 could be on.
He says.
Desperately
Delia asleep.
Lol
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Finished 1-1
Bollocks. 
Well done @Cobham-Saint, @Saint-Rob, and @TheMightyOstrich
Honourable mention to the young whipper snapper @SimplySaint
You shitting me? Thought I’d gone for 0:0
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Yeah I fixed it up with a clever bit of photoshopping**
** this is probably not the case
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Benteke misses a header that would have been easier to score…
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Penalty to Leeds in 91st minute, VAR review…
And Raphina puts it away…
The Leeds player heads it onto the Palarse defender’s arm from less than a foot away.
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…ah, but his arm was in an unnatural position and moving in an easterly direction on a Tuesday after 9pm.
Or something.
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Shurely shome mishtake?
I give it to you M’lud if the arm was still attached to the shoulder joint, it WAS in a natural position.
…AND the Leeds attacker used his head in the illegal Alzheimer’s position.
Oh…hmmm that’s next season isn’t it. 
We would happily have accepted it as a pen if it was a Palace defender playing against Saints
Only because we’ve had to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous VAR misfortune.
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Reason enough
Tottenham 1 up against Brentford already…
Hmmm, de Gea goes down hurt from a corner because Fred tries on his ankle.
Smith-Rowe scores, the ref hasn’t blown up, should the goal stand?
Atkinson never blew up, the goal has to stand, surely.
And it does, FPL points for me