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WATCH: Premier League Saves of the Week

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Sky Sports has picked nine stunning saves from the final Premier League weekend of the season and put them together in one place for you to enjoy.

Arsenal’s Petr Cech, Everton’s Joel Robles and Man Utd’s Joel Pereira are among the top stoppers who’ve made the cut this week.

Plus, Hull City’s David Marshall, Watford’s Heurelho Gomes and Stoke City’s Jack Butland all have two saves in this week’s selection after their impressive displays on Sunday afternoon.

Here’s what we have selected this week…

Watch the above video to see the best saves from the final weekend’s Premier League action

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WATCH & VOTE: Premier League Goals of the Week

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There were some cracking strikes on the final day of the Premier League season and you can pick the best of the bunch right here.

Harry Kane - Hull City 1-7 Tottenham Hotspur: The Premier League’s Golden Boot winner drilled in a low shot from the edge of the area as the north Londoners ran riot at the KCOM Stadium.

Josh Harrop - Manchester United 2-0 Crystal Palace: The forward took just 15 minutes to get on the scoresheet at Old Trafford, latching on to Paul Pogba’s fine ball, before driving into the area and finding the far corner with a superb effort.

Eden Hazard - Chelsea 5-1 Sunderland: The playmaker’s 16th of the season was one to remember as the Belgian was slipped through on goal by Diego Costa’s pass, before he beat Blacks Cats goalkeeper Jordan Pickford with a fiercely-struck drive.

Georginio Wijnaldum - Liverpool 3-0 Middlesbrough: The Netherlands midfielder latched on to a clever flick from Roberto Firmino, before striding into the area and firing a powerful effort past Boro 'keeper Brad Guzan at his near post.

Sofiane Feghouli - Burnley 1-2 West Ham United: The winger finished off a fine move as Angelo Ogbonna fed the ball into Andre Ayew, who flicked the ball through for the Algerian first time, before the impressive former Valencia man fired home.

Philippe Coutinho - Liverpool 3-0 Middlesbrough: The Reds’ playmaker stepped up and whipped a clever, low free-kick into the far corner of the net to double his side’s lead at Anfield.

Aaron Ramsey - Arsenal 3-1 Everton: The Wales international added a final flourish to the Gunners’ win against the Toffees by bending an unstoppable strike into the far top corner of the goal.

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Matchday Playlist: Saints vs Stoke

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Are you following us on Spotify? Check out our latest matchday playlist, from Southampton’s final game of the 2016/17 Premier League season, against Stoke City…

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Sportsmail’s reporters name their best and worst moments of the season

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Another Premier League season has now drawn to a close, with Chelsea claiming the title at a canter - seven points ahead of their nearest rivals Tottenham.

Manchester United and Arsenal both missed out on the top four while, at the other end of the table, Paul Clement guided Swansea to a miraculous escape from relegation at the expense of Sunderland, Middlesbrough and Hull.

As we bid farewell to another Premier League season, Sportsmail’s top team of reporters reveal their highs and lows of the campaign…

Describe the season in three words: Surprising. Unpredictable. Average.

Moment of the season: Hearing David Moyes say after Sunderland’s first home game of the season that his team were favourites to go down was an interesting way to start, while watching Manchester City goalkeeper Claudio Bravo was hypnotic for all the wrong reasons.

But watching Liverpool and City go at each other at the Etihad in March was thrilling and a glimpse of what the Premier League may be like in years to come if coaches like Pep Guardiola and Jurgen Klopp stick around.

Unsung hero: Many people outside of Leicester wanted Craig Shakespeare to fail after the sacking of Claudio Ranieri. Someone - anyone – had to take the blame for Ranieri’s demise so why not make it the big bloke that nobody really knew anything about it?

As it turned out, Ranieri’s sacking proved to be the right move and Shakespeare the right man to replace him with. It is not over-stating the matter to say that Ranieri would have taken the Champions of England in to the Championship.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: From a personal point of view, choosing to go to Manchester City versus Stoke City (0-0) rather than Barcelona versus PSG (greatest comeback the world has ever known) was a particular highlight.

Away from that, watching Swansea under Bob Bradley was always ‘interesting’. Their 5-4 defeat of Crystal Palace in November was so bad it actually provided further evidence as to why the American should be sacked, even though they won the game.

Funniest thing you witnessed: Some of the protests against Arsene Wenger have been amusing, unintentionally so. Groups of teenagers hanging around with banners made by their mothers to sing rude songs about a manager who started to reshape their club before they were even born.

Watching Jose Mourinho whispering lessons about touchline etiquette in to the ear of Antonio Conte after Chelsea had whipped Manchester United 4-0 at Stamford Bridge was also hilarious.

One thing you’d like to see next season: The teams at the level beneath the top six simply must be more ambitious when they play the top teams at home.

Too many times I have watched teams with good players and supposedly progressive coaches sit back and invite the opposition on, as though hoping to get away with a draw or maybe a creditable defeat.

Home supporters deserve more than that, they deserve to see their team having a go. Some do it. Burnley, for example. Many simply do not.

Describe the season in three words: Status quo ante.

Moment of the season: Nemanja Matic’s unstoppable drive for Chelsea in the FA Cup semi-final against Spurs. It’s easy to forget now but Chelsea were wobbling at the time and that victory halted Spurs’ momentum. Chelsea never looked back.

Unsung hero: Paul Clement. He hasn’t had quite the credit he deserves for dragging Swansea off the bottom of the table when he took over at the start of the year and saving them from relegation.

Swansea are a fine club and the Premier League is better for having a team from South Wales in it. Their survival is down to Clement.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: When Hull City sold two of their best players, Robert Snodgrass and Jake Livermore, in the January transfer window.

If they’d kept them, they would have stayed up. Symptomatic of ownership that has let the fans down.

Funniest thing you witnessed: The Diego Costa fire extinguisher press conference at the Hawthorns after Chelsea had won the title.

Costa was so wired he pointed a fire extinguisher at the press during Antonio Conte’s presser and then started doing pull ups on some makeshift scaffolding in the room. It was a small insight into what it must be like to manage him.

One thing you’d like to see next season: I’m looking forward to seeing cheats given retrospective two-game bans for diving and the contortions their managers go through to insist they are innocent. The FA are to be applauded for the move. It’s a no-brainer.

Describe the season in three words: Didn’t meet expectations.

Moment of the season: Two ways of looking at this question. The first would be Antonio Conte’s elated reaction after Chelsea had effectively clinched clinch the title at Goodison Park. There, in a nutshell, was pride and delight.

The second would be Pep Guardiola’s explosion in the tunnel at Anfield after Manchester City had lost. Absolutely dramatic.

Unsung hero: Too many to mention at the clubs on Merseyside. The work that goes on behind the scenes at Anfield and Goodison Park should not be underestimated. These are the people who make matchdays happen.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: ‘The next two games are meaningless,’ said Jose Mourinho as the campaign drew to a close. How is it possible for the manager of Manchester United to be so disrespectful of a competition his club have dominated.

His willingness to engage in squabbles, his desire to moan and complain and gripe has become tedious. He’s looked miserable for much of the season and his attitude must be improved.

Funniest thing you witnessed: The look of absolute incredulity on Ronald Koeman’s face three days before Christmas when he realised he was going to have to drink his favourite red wine from a small plastic cup you would get from a water cooler rather than a proper glass. Koeman isn’t a man accustomed to dropping his personal standards!

One thing you’d like to see next season: It would have to be Tottenham winning something. We all know they are brilliant, we all know this is the best squad the club has assembled since the 1980s. Now let them collect some silverware to get the recognition they deserve.

Describe the season in three words: Antonio > Pep + Jose.

Moment of the season: Mesut Ozil sprints away from a flailing N’Golo Kante to exchange passes with Alexis Sanchez for 3-0 as rampant Arsenal terrify Chelsea back in September. It felt significant. It was. Just not in the way we all thought.

Unsung hero: Gylfi Sigurdsson. 13 assists, 10 goals and some superb free kicks: when you play that well in a team which is fighting relegation, you have something special.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: Jose Mourinho telling us how hard done by his was with fixtures and injuries; Arsene Wenger explaining how the two games Arsenal play after Christmas in the Champions League every year mean that their schedule is so much tougher than teams likes Chelsea who have no European football and thus have a free shot at the title.

Funniest thing you witnessed: A corridor at the Hawthorns, shortly before midnight. Diego Costa picks up a fire extinguisher, aims it at my colleague from The Sun.

Said colleagues grins nervously (he wouldn’t, would he?) as another colleague from the Sunday Mirror eyes his newly-purchased Mac, about to covered in foam, with a look of anguish.

Chelsea’s director of media looks horrified and then stern, like a head teacher. Diego Costa grins, relents and puts down said fire extinguisher. David Luiz groans. John Terry looks relieved.

Antonio Conte continues his briefing to journalists before finally departing and allowing the bus to head to a central London bar…

One thing you’d like to see next season: Eddie Howe takes over as manager of Monaco and leads them to the Champions League quarter finals to be followed the season after by Paul Clement landing the Porto job and winning the Europa League with them. English coaches giving it a go abroad.

Describe the season in three words: Big-boys. Are. Back.

Moment of the season: Michy Batshuayi’s title-winning goal against West Brom. Despite costing £32million, the Belgian hardly had a kick all season. But he mustered the most decisive touch of all at the Hawthorns.

Unsung hero: Victor Wanyama. At £11m to be one of the most value for money signings in Premier League history. Quietly went about his business in Tottenham’s central midfield. Mauricio Pochettino knows all about his contribution, though.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: I was at Vicarage Road for Emre Can’s breathtaking bicycle kick winner for Liverpool against Watford. It was one of those ‘I was there’ moments.

But I was rummaging round in my bag looking for my laptop charger as Can launched himself up into the air to score of the goals of the season. Doh!

Funniest thing you witnessed: I wasn’t at Turf Moor for this but I wish I was. Charlie Adam wheeling back to take a corner, tripping up, inadvertently touching the ball with his knee and then purposely handling the ball to give away a free kick has been dubbed the ‘worst corner of all time’. But really, it’s the best corner of all time. Classic comedy.

One thing you’d like to see next season: English clubs showing improvement in the Champions League. It’s been another season of disappointment for the Premier League’s elite. Are we really that far behind? It’s time to show the rest of Europe what we’re made of.

Describe the season in three words: All about Chelsea.

Moment of the season: Andy Carroll’s stunning execution of a scissor kick for West Ham against Crystal Palace. A privilege to see it live.

Unsung hero: Cesar Azpilicueta. A brilliant professional who does his job to the maximum efficiency.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: Too many to mention at the London Stadium. Five for City, five for Arsenal, four for Liverpool. Must do better.

Funniest thing you witnessed: This might be cruel, it probably is… I do have some friends who are Spurs fans. Oh, what the hell? Beating Spurs 1-0 at the London Stadium. ‘It’s happening again…’ repeat.

Actually, I think Dele Alli and Harry Kane have been brilliant this season and Spurs have played the best football but they didn’t show up on that Friday night.

One thing you’d like to see next season: Personally, West Ham to show faith in Slaven Bilic and improve their recruitment, buy some pace for the team and settle in at home.

On a wider point, England to qualify for the World Cup and Harry Kane to arrive in Russia refreshed and ready to lead the attack. A World Cup golden boot to match his Premier League golden boots.

Describe the season in three words: One long procession.

Moment of the season: Half-time in the Emirates away dressing room on September 24. Trailing 3-0 to Arsenal, Antonio Conte switched Chelsea to the back-three system and did not see his team conceded again in the Premier League for 595 minutes.

It was the point when the title race changed from an intriguing battle between a group to a crushing march by one.

Unsung hero: Sean Dyche. Keeping a club of Burnley’s stature and means in the Premier League is a superb achievement. Doing so with something to spare is worthy of more praise than has so far been afforded.

Dyche is omnipotent at Burnley, meticulous in creating a team greater than the sum of its parts, and always speaking with refreshing candour.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: At Euston Station on February 23 around 7.30pm, having arrived back from Seville that afternoon, to be informed Claudio Ranieri had lost his job.

It was a case of jumping off the train that was about to depart and into a branch of Leon to make calls and file a piece. The situation had been bubbling for weeks but the timing was a shock.

Funniest thing you witnessed: The look on Jesse Lingard’s face when Zlatan Ibrahimovic came flying through the air after scoring at the Hawthorns is priceless. It is the momentary fear, the clasped hands, then the realisation the Swede’s studs are not arrowing towards his head that makes it chuckle-worthy on repeat viewings.

Danny Simpson’s Twitter barbs with Jamie Carragher were also amusing, and fair play to the Leicester defender, who always fronts up, for having a laugh about it in the King Power mixed zone.

One thing you’d like to see next season: A proper title race. That was the prospect last summer with the arrival to Manchester of Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho, Jurgen Klopp’s first Liverpool pre-season, and Tottenham a year wiser under Mauricio Pochettino but those who trailed in Chelsea’s wake have no excuses next summer.

Watching a battle between two or three clubs all the way to the final end would be wish No 1.

Describe the season in three words: Tactical, taxing, top-heavy.

Moment of the season: The incident that changed everything was Kevin De Bruyne hitting the crossbar from a couple of yards for Manchester City against Chelsea.

The tap-in would have put City 2-0 up, instead they lost December’s game 3-1 and history shows the destination of the title settled.

Unsung hero: Unsung? In these over-hyped times, you’ve got to be kidding. So let’s go for unsung heroes (and heroines), the supporters of Hull City, Middlesbrough and Sunderland who travelled home and away, and will do the same in The Championship next season.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: Every time a Manchester United player claims they have won two trophies already this season, thereby lifting a pre-season kickabout against Leicester to the status of the World Cup.

It’s embarrassing for a club of their stature, no need to do it, you’re a big club without boasting about the Community Shield.

Funniest thing you witnessed: Heard rather than witnessed. Paul Merson’s rant about Marco Silva’s appointment at Hull because he was a foreigner with no Premier League management experience, and then suggesting they should have given the job to Thierry Henry. Almost as funny as Victor Anichebe pretending he writes his own tweets.

One thing you’d like to see next season: The Premier League to stop being so aggressive in trying to destroy the FA Cup. Last season they placed a full round of fixtures the midweek after cup ties and then played innocent as managers like Jurgen Klopp got hammered for making changes for FA Cup games.

The way governing bodies try to undermine other competitions with no regard for the good of the sport leaves an unpleasant taste.

Describe the season in three words: London beats Manchester.

Moment of the season: It’s been a cow’s backside of a year for Sunderland but the club and Jermain Defoe deserve credit for their efforts to help brave little warrior Bradley Lowery.

His smiling face, despite what he’s going through, encapsulates the power of football.

Unsung hero: Tony Pulis. The West Brom manager has performed a minor miracle this season, given what he has had to work with. The Baggies should have been relegation candidates and yet raced to safety.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: When the FA panicked and sacked Sam Allardyce, robbing us of what I think could have been something interesting and the first manager in years to have pride in the blazer. An overreaction, for me.

Funniest thing you witnessed: All the way back to July and the unlikely setting of Aussie Rules side Hawthorn’s former Waverley Park home. Spurs’ touring party were getting a taste of the place when ambassador Ledley King picked up an oval ball and gave it a good welly - unintentionally sending it right into the lens of an unsuspecting cameraman.

One thing you’d like to see next season: Instant yellow cards for anyone who takes the ball to the corner flag to waste time. Blatant, undiluted time wasting. And while we’re at it a ban on the ‘by far the greatest team’ chant. You’re not.

Describe the season in three words: Conte Kante Canter.

Moment of the season: Jose Mourinho’s return to Stamford Bridge and the subsequent humiliation in a 4-0 defeat told us inside 30 seconds where Chelsea were heading under Antonio Conte and that Manchester United’s path to post-Ferguson redemption would be long and thorny.

Mourinho, rest assured, will not forget the gloating that transpired that day. It’s a managerial dual that may only just be getting started. Lincoln’s stunning FA Cup run was also invigorating.

Unsung hero: Cesar Azpilicueta has demonstrated remarkable consistency at Chelsea, becoming only the fourth player to play every minute of a Premier League title winning season.

Gary Pallister, John Terry and Wes Morgan were the previous three. Azpilicueta is truly one of the best imports into English football. It also seems bizarre to say it but I don’t think we appreciate enough the unbelievable work Mauricio Pochettino is doing with those young English players at Tottenham. Now can they do it for England too, please.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: Arsenal Fan TV’s foul-mouthed tirades towards the club’s greatest manager. The crass aeroplane stunts that undermined the club’s greatest manager.

The toxic treatment that has become the norm for Arsene Wenger. I happen to believe his time has passed but there is a way to treat somebody and particularly a man as fine as Wenger. A mention, too, for Dimitri Payet’s selfish and lame getaway routine in January.

The Premier League lost a star and Payet lost his integrity. Oh, and Leicester’s ability to switch it on in the blink of an eye once Claudio Ranieri left was dispiriting.

Funniest thing you witnessed: Granit Xhaka contriving to get booked against both Sutton United and Lincoln City was quite the achievement. Will someone please rein the boy in? Oh, and come on, Claudio Bravo, you were Barcelona’s number one! You’ve played at World Cups! What went wrong?

One thing you’d like to see next season: The final day had so little riding on it yet it became exciting as every game was played at the same time. Goals galore, talking points, chaos rather than stagnant order.

It felt throwback, nostalgic and the closest to anarchy that my life ever gets. Do it four or five times a season and with games really matter and we may just be on to something. Good luck getting that one by the television companies.

Describe the season in three words: A damp squib.

Moment of the season: Everton’s 6-3 win over Bournemouth was fabulous. Gung-ho, both flying forward in the second half. Defensively shambolic, but who cares? One of those days when you remember why football is such a universally loved sport. A big afternoon for Josh King that as well, with his reputation soaring afterwards.

Unsung hero: Ben Mee. The majority of praise for Burnley’s magnificent achievement in staying up has been thrown in Michael Keane’s direction, and the Man United target has been excellent, but his central defensive partner’s consistency is too easily overlooked. A real warrior for Sean Dyche and key that they keep hold of him.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: John Terry’s send-off was so twee, and everything to emerge surrounding it saw more than a few heads shaking. His idea to come off after 26 minutes? Sunderland agreeing to kick the ball out? A guard of honour for a substitution? Rubbish. One for the bin.

Funniest thing you witnessed: Spotted ‘Mr Manchester United’ when driving into Carrington a couple of months ago. The Bulgarian was hanging around outside the training ground gates in the hope of stopping some players on their way out.

A sight to behold, he’s legally changed his name and has United’s crest tattooed on his forehead. Yep. Great to see he actually exists.

One thing you’d like to see next season: The whole division to become more competitive. There’s been such a gulf in quality this season, teams at the bottom just not making a fist of it, and some games have been painful to watch. It’d be nice for the two Manchester clubs to have a proper run at the title, too.

Describe the season in three words: Lucrative. Tactical. Managerial.

Moment of the season: The moment of the season was at half time in Arsenal vs Chelsea on September 24. The visitors are 3-0 down and Antonio Conte decides it’s time to give that back three he’s been considering a go. It shaped the way the season has went since.

Unsung hero: Cesar Azpilicueta. I’m convinced this chap could do a job in almost any position, such is his work rate.

He played every single minute of every single match this season for Chelsea. Diego Costa has stolen some of the headlines, so too Eden Hazard, likewise N’Golo Kante – but do not underestimate Azpilicueta.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: A personal one – I was on a train heading back to London after covering a game at Bournemouth when I found out that my team Hartlepool United had taken the lead on the season’s last day, meaning we were safe as it stood with only minutes to go.

Then I lose signal. Ten minutes later, I get it back… only to discover Newport County scored to send us down to the National League. Gutting.

Funniest thing you witnessed: I was at Swansea vs Burnley and Sean Dyche was asked for his thoughts on Anthony Taylor, the referee who made a high-profile mistake after having held his stag do in Marbella in the build-up to the match.

That’s when Dyche revealed himself to be a TOWIE fan. ‘As long as he stayed off the carbs,’ Dyche told us. ‘Because it’s no carbs before Marbs.’ I then had to explain what it meant to several older colleagues at the Liberty Stadium.

One thing you’d like to see next season: Apart from Hartlepool bouncing back? Or Tony Adams in the Premier League? I’d like to see northern clubs halt the decline, or at least try. Sunderland, Middlesbrough and Hull all went down this season. It’s a sad state of affairs for the area. The Premier League power has shifted to the south, it seems.

Describe the season in three words: I cover the North-East (and Hull), so I’ll go for these three… Relegation. Relegation. Relegation.

Moment of the season: From a personal perspective, it was witnessing a masterclass from Zlatan Ibrahimovic during Manchester United’s 3-0 victory at Sunderland last month.

He was irresistible that day. The entire game revolved around him, even though he barely moved. It was a pleasure to see him in the flesh at his very best, for I’m convinced he actually did get better with age.

Unsung hero: Victor Wanyama. What a signing he has proved for Spurs at just £11m. Team-mates Dele Alli and Eric Dier often win more plaudits, but Wanyama is a class act in the heart of their midfield.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: It was a late entry, but John Terry’s 26th-minute send-off on the final day of the season and Sunderland’s willingness to play along in the charade was embarrassing.

Funniest thing you witnessed: I didn’t find this that funny, but my colleagues certainly did. And that was when Jurgen Klopp questioned my knowledge of football.

‘Have you ever played in the shorts?’ he somewhat bizarrely growled at me after a 2-2 draw at Sunderland in early January. ‘Are you really starting the new year with this question?’. Walter Zenga also did a similar thing after a Wolves game at Newcastle. Perhaps they’re onto something…

One thing you’d like to see next season: Spurs win the league. I love their team. From one to eleven there is something to admire about each player, not least England duo Dele Alli and Harry Kane. They are good enough to take club and country to another level in the coming years.

Describe the season in three words: Not the best.

Moment of the season: Olivier Giroud’s scorpion kick was one of those truly special goals. The Frenchman finished off an Arsenal breakaway that swept up the pitch with an incredible flick of his back heel that was almost at his shoulder.

Unsung hero: Cesar Azpilicueta. For all the talk of N’Golo Kante, Eden Hazard and Diego Costa, defender Azpilicueta played in every single minute of every single Premier League match during their title-winning campaign.

Either at right back early in the season or part of a central three, he was the only player not to miss a minute.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: John Terry choreographing his own substitution in the 26th minute of his final Chelsea game to correspond to his shirt number; that Antonio Conte and Sunderland agreed; that the official time of his substitution was actually 28 minutes, anyway. It makes a mockery of the game.

Funniest thing you witnessed: Arsenal fans flying not one but two planes over the Hawthorns in March, the first proclaiming ‘No Contract #Wenger Out’ closely followed by another declaring: ‘In Arsene We Trust #RespectAW.’

At least the second bunch had fully grasped how hashtags work. Arsenal had as many planes flying over the stadium as they mustered shots on target and they lost 3-1.

One thing you’d like to see next season: A couple of random teams break the status quo and finish in the top four. It would be great if, for example, Stoke and Burnley finished second and fourth and qualified for the Champions League to really shake-up the Premier League. Leicester proved it can be done.

Describe the season in three words: Very. Long. Indeed.

Moment of the season: Olivier Giroud’s scorpion kick goal for Arsenal against Crystal Palace on New Year’s Day edges out Henrikh Mkhitaryan’s similar effort for Manchester United a week earlier because the Frenchman started the incisive move with a lovely flick inside his own half – and, unlike Mkhitarayan, was onside when he finished it.

Unsung hero: Craig Shakespeare. Leicester fans mourn the loss of Claudio Ranieri despite their perilous position when he was sacked in February, but Shakespeare did a magnificent job in steadying the ship and guiding the struggling Premier League champions to 12th.

Moment that left you with your head in your hands: The unveiling of Paul Pogba’s Twitter emoji during Manchester United’s game with Liverpool at Old Trafford in January. This fixture is meant to be about the very essence of English football’s tribal rivalry, not an opportunity to boost your following on social media.

Funniest thing you witnessed: Pep Guardiola’s bemused reaction to being told about criticism from Stan Collymore. The former England striker may be a household name on these shores, but his five-week career in Spain with Real Oviedo appeared to have passed Guardiola by.

One thing you’d like to see next season: A ban on choreographed goal celebrations. It’s nearly 23 years since Bebeto and his Brazil teammates did his famous ‘baby cradle’ routine at the 1994 World Cup.

His son has just signed for Sporting Lisbon, for goodness sake. Score a goal, stick your arm in the air, and get back in your own half.

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THE Daily Echo want to know your thoughts: should Claude Puel stay or go?

Now the dust has started to settle after the end of the Premier League season, there’s now a chance to take stock and look back at the bigger picture.

It’s a complicated and divisive subject but, very simply, yes or no, stay or go, should the under pressure Saints boss be shown the exit or given another chance to manage the club.

Vote on our ballot below to give your answer to this all-important question.

We also want to hear your opinions in the comment section on the matter at the bottom of the page.

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Premier League goalkeepers are all quite good at their jobs but who has been the very best during the 2016/17 season? How do you measure such a thing? JJ Bull knows how! Or does he? Either way, he’s ranked the men between the sticks on form, goalkeeping related statistics and a mysterious X-factor quality… but who will emerge victorious? Only time - and clicking - will tell.

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The Premier League alternative awards 2016-17:

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Another season of the Premier League has come and gone with all of the associated drama, excitement and less than interesting last days of the season.

It’s time for Sportsmail’s awards - but none of these will be going to N’Golo Kante. No, this is a celebration of the ridiculous parts of the Premier League season that will never make the history books.

Join us as we hand out the alternative awards for 2016-17…

Sign the world’s most expensive player. Construct the most expensive squad in football history. Admit, by April, that it is all about the Europa League, a competition you previously suggested was embarrassing to win.

That is Jose Mourinho, who has managed to enthrall fans of arguably the largest club in the country.

They have learnt from this wise sage and found themselves not complaining about a sixth-place finish. ‘Expectations,’ Jose says, putting on a pair of slick black sunglasses, ‘managed.’

On the final day of the season, no eye in Vicarage Road remained dry. ‘Ciao Walter,’ they cried, ‘We will miss you’. Who in the famous yellow of the Hornets could forget the wonderful journey they had been on with Walter Baldwin-Mazzarri?

From the 3-1 victory against Manchester United to seemingly not winning a game for the entire span of eternity, it was all so memorable. And yet, at Southampton, a pretender to the throne emerged. Claude Puel came, he saw, he played a couple of kids and, it seems, he will leave.

Two charismatic enigmas will depart arm in arm, and my word will the Premier League be poorer for it.

The Massimo Taibi Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Shot Stopping Excellence

It takes a lot to become famed for your inability to save shots in a league that contains Brad Guzan and Wayne ‘Just smack it below shoulder height lads, it’ll probably go in’ Hennessey, but at Manchester City there has been a revolution.

Pep Guardiola came in and decided, nay, dictated, that stopping the ball going in the net was an unnecessary extravagance for a goalkeeper. Welcome to the Premier League, Claudio Bravo.

Between January 2 and the start of February he did not save a single shot. Kudos, for redefining goalkeeping in the same way that McDonald’s has redefined what a burger is.

Only a special footballer can bend the laws of the game around himself, but thankfully John Terry is that sort of guy. The nature of his goodbye on Sunday was impressive because of a seven stages of grief style-process that will be dubbed the three stages of incredulity.

First, you heard about him being substituted off in the 26th minute. ‘What?’ you said. Then came the news that he had planned it himself. ‘Seriously?’ you muttered.

And then David Moyes admitted Sunderland purposefully put the ball out of play to allow for it and you started looking into whether this sort of nonsense ever happens in competitive bowling.

David Moyes was defeated before he began, heart set on relegation before he had even put pen to paper. You can almost imagine Moyes sat in his interview for the Sunderland job. ‘

So David,’ owner Ellis Short begins, ‘Where do you see this club going?’. ‘Oh, going down is a certainty,’ Moyes answers, ‘the real question is whether you sack me before or after the failed promotion push based around a Diniyar Bilyaletdinov/Tim Cahill axis. The fall to League One will be hard too.’ Short grimaces. ‘Sandra,’ he shouts, ‘send in the next candidate’. ‘There weren’t any others. No one except Alan Curbishley. He’s been sat here for the last six months.’

The Please Stop Doing This To Brian Kidd Award

Pep Guardiola is a sadist. That is the only way to explain what he does to Brian Kidd whenever Manchester City play in Europe.

If you want to see an uncomfortable man, it’s Kidd in any of the outfits Guardiola has dressed his team in, from jeans and white trainers to turtlenecks.

Sportsmail understands the United Nations are about to put together a task force to investigate this human rights abuse.

Owen Hargreaves walks down the street. ‘Wow! Pavement! Exceptional!’. He sees a dog, ‘This is the best dog ever! Superb!’

He walks into a restaurant in which he has arranged to meet a friend, sits down and comments: ‘This is going to be the best meal ever!’ At some point, after the injuries but before the commentary gig, Owen Hargreaves turned into Ned Flanders. We are all his Homer Simpsons.

The Entire Season Spent Surprised That You Are Still Playing Top Flight Football Award

Every single member of Sunderland’s squad, come on down!

It has been written that Ernest Hemingway was tasked with authoring the saddest story he could in just six words. He thought for a minute and wrote: ‘For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.’

But, if he was alive today and aware of Alexis Sanchez’s ongoing transfer saga, the Chilean’s love of dogs and Arsenal fans’ desperate pleas for him to stay, he would instead write: ‘For sale. Atom and Humber banner’.

Most Exciting Transfer Saga That Is Almost Certainly Going to End With The Player Staying In Spain Because - And Let’s Be Honest Here - The Weather There Is Much Nicer And The Food Is More Exciting, Plus They Have A Culture That Encourages Naps In The Afternoon Award

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Has your Premier League club’s points total improved or declined from last season?

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Has your Premier League club’s points total improved or declined from last season?

Has your club’s points total improved or declined from last season? We’ve ranked every Premier League team…

Champions Chelsea are the most improved team in the Premier League this season - collecting a remarkable 43 more points than under Jose Mourinho and Guus Hiddink last term.

In contrast, last season’s title winners Leicester have suffered the biggest decline - dropping 37 points from their tally of 81 this time last May.

All of the top seven clubs improved on last season’s hauls, but Manchester United have stagnated most out of the leading pack.

Tottenham and Chelsea have both gained an additional 16 points, followed by Everton (+14), Manchester City (+12), Arsenal (+4) and Manchester United (+3).

Despite finishing in eighth, Southampton recorded 17 fewer points than in 2015/16, as did West Ham during their inaugural season at the London Stadium.

Bournemouth’s ninth-place finish was their highest ever on 46 points - four more than last time around - while West Brom improved by two points and finished in 10th.

Of last season’s promoted teams, only Burnley secured a second successive term in the top flight, with Hull and Middlesbrough joining Sunderland back in the Championship for 2017/18.

The Black Cats ended the season rooted at the bottom of the table with just 24 points - 15 fewer than last year.

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Southampton end of season review: Disappointing campaign under Puel

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Despite securing a top 10 finish and reaching the final of the EFL Cup, Claude Puel’s first season in charge at Southampton has been far from convincing.

The Saints posted their lowest points tally in four seasons and failed to get past the group stage of the Europa League despite beating Inter Milan at St Mary’s.

Here Sportsmail look back at a mixed bag of a season on the south coast…

So, how did it go?

The run to the EFL Cup final, which they lost to Manchester United, masked a hugely disappointing campaign.

They were knocked out of the Europa League in a group they should’ve progressed from and though eighth place in the Premier League appears, on the surface, a great achievement, they posted a lowest points tally in four seasons.

Injuries to key players Charlie Austin and Virgil Van Dijk have not helped.

Ryan Bertrand. Established himself as one of the best left-backs in the Premier League with consistently strong performances.

Reaching the EFL Cup final at Wembley and almost shocking Manchester United.

Closely followed by beating a declining Inter Milan 2-1 at St Mary’s back in November which is one of the greatest European nights in the club’s history.

The 1-1 draw with Hapoel Be’er Sheva at home in early December. A win against the Israeli minnows would’ve taken them through to the Europa League knockout stages.

How did the manager get on?

Hugely disappointing. During the end of season lap of honour at St Mary’s there were a mixture of applause and boos for Claude Puel. That sums it up.

Negative tactics have proved unpopular and he has created tension with several players.

What can they improve in the summer?

It’s the same thing every year: keeping their best players. If they can convince Virgil Van Dijk, Ryan Bertrand and Nathan Redmond, amongst others, to stay and supplement the squad with some more key players they could finish in the top half again.

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Bournemouth end of season review: Howe continues to enhance reputation

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Bournemouth enjoyed another positive season under Eddie Howe as they broke into the Premier League’s top 10.

Eddie Howe’s side recovered from a dismal run of form after the turn of the year to register a ninth place finish in the table.

Here Sportsmail look back at another season where the Cherries have exceeded expectations…

So, how did it go?

From almost becoming sucked into the relegation vortex at in the latter stages of the season, Eddie Howe secured a highest top-flight finish ever: ninth, joint on points with south coast counterparts Southampton.

Joshua King. The former Manchester United forward’s career was capitulating until Howe signed him. This season has seen a return of 18 goals in 41 appearances.

The 4-3 win against Liverpool, trailing 3-1 in the 75th minute but scoring in the final 15 that included a 90th-minute Nathan Ake strike, halted Jurgen Klopp’s Liverpool who were steamrolling the rest of the league at that stage.

Howe fielded a massively weakened team in the FA Cup against League One Millwall, but the 3-0 defeat started a run of six defeats in seven games that threatened their Premier League security.

How did the manager get on?

Howe continued to enhance his burgeoning reputation: an excellent return in the league with a bunch of players exceeding their individual ability.

What can they improve in the summer?

Their defence still reads like a list of local plumbers in the Yellow Pages: Simon Francis, Steve Cook, Charlie Daniels, Adam Smith.

Loan signing Nathan Ake really lifted what can at best be described as a solid unit until Chelsea recalled him in January.

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Premier League 2016/17: Most points lost from winning positions

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The Premier League season has now come to an end and it’s been a rollercoaster from start to finish.

One of the best things in football is the topsy-turvy nature of every 90-minute match, knowing sides can comeback from almost any deficit to win or draw the game.

But which Premier League teams were on the wrong end of this more often than anyone else?

Click the right arrow above to find out which clubs lost the most points from winning positions…

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Revealed! How many points each Premier League team won from losing positions in 2016/17 season

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It says a great deal about a team’s mentality to fight back from going a goal down and plenty have done exactly that in the Premier League over the past 38 weeks.

But who has been the best at recovering in the English top flight to add valuable points to the board?

Scroll through the gallery above to find out which Premier League club won more points than any other rival from losing positions in the 2016/17 campaign.

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EFL heartbreak for Saints as safety-first Puel endures tough debut season

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It has been a season full of ups and downs for Southampton, from the high of qualifying for the EFL Cup final to the low of a gut-wrenching 3-2 defeat to a Zlatan Ibrahimovic inspired Manchester United at Wembley.

New manager Claude Puel masterminded wins over Inter Milan, Arsenal and Liverpool, but has also presided over some pretty insipid performances, which have put his long-term future at the club in doubt.

It shows how far Southampton have come in a relatively short space of time that contesting a cup final and cementing a place in Premier League midtable are seen as under-achieving by their supporters.

Reaching a major Wembley final for the first time in 25 years and doing it the hard way.

Southampton may have struggled against the Premier League’s so-called “super six” this season but they did knock out Arsenal and Liverpool en route to their heart-breaking Wembley defeat to United.

Beating Jurgen Klopp’s men home and away in the semifinals was the standout moment and Shane Long’s late winning goal at Anfield to settle to the tie will go down in club folklore.

The only disappointment was failing to win the final despite being the better team for the majority of the match.

Crashing out of a Europa League group they should have won easily after Inter Milan – their only notable opponents – left their best players out of their European squad.

It all started so well with a 3-0 thumping of Sparta Prague at home followed by a solid away point at Hapoel Be’er Sheva.

But it was a struggle after that as manager Puel was made to pay for his constant tinkering and cautious tactics.

The home win over Inter was a rare highlight but the limp exit at the hands Be’er Sheva in the last group match when a goalless draw would have taken Saints through highlighted their shortcomings.

Watching Puel’s team at St Mary’s has been a slog this season and the turgid 0-0 draw at home to lowly Hull was as bad as it gets.

Virgil van Dijk is undoubtedly Southampton’s best player, but with the Dutchman missing most of the season half of the season it was time for Oriol Romeu to take centre stage.

The tough-tackling Spaniard has had to be patient for his moment to shine in the Premier League after four unfulfilled years at Chelsea and being in the shadow of Victor Wanyama at St Mary’s last season. Following Wanyama’s summer move to Tottenham the former Barcelona trainee really stepped up and made a name for himself.

His no-nonsense defending and long-range passing have been a joy to behold and Chelsea must be wondering why they let Romeu go for a paltry £5 million.

The big question is can Southampton hold on to Romeu beyond the summer with rumours of a return to the Camp Nou.

Fans were excited when Southampton snapped up Sofiane Boufal from Puel’s old club fee for a record fee which could rise to as much as £21m.

The mercurial Moroccan clearly has talent in abundance, as anyone who witnessed his wonder goals against Sunderland and Middlesbrough will testify. But overall it has been a struggle for Boufal to adapt to the blood and thunder nature of Premier League football.

His confidence has looked drained and Boufal has complained he does not get the same protection from English referees he was afforded in France. He will need to overcome both of these issues in order to become a success next season, and may not have Puel to nurse him through.

Southampton need another top quality central defender, especially if the sought after Van Dijk is sold. Former captain Jose Fonte was not suitably replaced when he moved to West Ham in January, despite promises to the contrary from vice-chairman of football Les Reed.

Jack Stephens has excelled but is raw and still learning his trade so cannot be expected to play every game to a high level of performance.

Goals have been in short supply and even with top scorer Charlie Austin back fully fit after a long lay-off another striker would not go amiss, with Jay Rodriguez and possibly the unsettled Long likely to be moved on during the close season.

The main thing for Southampton followers would be keeping star pair Van Dijk and Ryan Bertrand and avoiding a repeat of the annual summer fire-sale.

Alex Crook is ESPN FC’s Southampton blogger. Follow him on Twitter @alex_crook

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