So, I live in a very large old house, which is converted into flats. For the last three years or so, we’ve had one noisy cunt living on the top floor, who has made life hell for us at times, with his terrible anti-social behaviour (for some reason the forum software will not left me spell behaviour correctly in the tag alongside the words anti-social).
Loud noises til three or four in the morning is common place, as this miserable wanker thinks he can do whatever the fuck he likes (uses his flat as a fucking metal-workshop) always dropping tools on the floor (my ceiling) and generally just being a constant drunken disturbance to the whole house.
We’ve all made formal complaints to the landlord many times, they write to him warning of his disrespectful un-neighbourly behaviour, he chills for a few weeks, and starts up again. This is the pattern we’ve lived with now for a long time.
A couple of us were on the verge of taking matters into our own hands after his most recent acting up, but made one last desperate request to the landlord to get the cunt out before we ended up killing him, and joy to the world, he’s finally been given an eviction order!!!
We’re planning a big Eviction Party for the day he leaves, and I thought I’d share with you good folks the banner I’m working on that we’ll be displaying on the front of the house on eviction day: (I’ve blocked out his name, so as not to risk potentially spoiling his surprise).
(Obviously for some reason this forum software doesn’t scale images properly, and it looks much better in real size)