I was born to suffer Cherts.
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We have very different definitions of out, bletch. Like Bear says, I am computer, remember. Outside of Sotonians, my core system, is āoutā. Twitter is āoutā.
The time I get to spend out and about in hairy human shortarse form is actually a āholidayā. Itās a consensual arrangement with a local vagrant. Use of his corporeal form for two days in exchange for a shopping trolley full of methylated spirits.
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Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Golden thread.
For nothing more than wankpuffin.
You need to get out more. The spunky seabird began life on Twitter , in response to Donald Trump.
I rather enjoyed ālobotomised shitlarksā when that debuted too.
You mean I need to get out less, surely?
We have very different definitions of out, bletch. Like Bear says, I am computer, remember. Outside of Sotonians, my core system, is āoutā. Twitter is āoutā.
The time I get to spend out and about in hairy human shortarse form is actually a āholidayā. Itās a consensual arrangement with a local vagrant. Use of his corporeal form for two days in exchange for shopping trolley full of methylated spirits.
Was going to ask why you picked such a hairy ugly cunt?
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When this used to happen on TSW, I always thought he was on a wind-up. You get the same sort of emails that I do. Many of them start out vague but eventually form some kind of clarity. Things donāt really clear up on these threads, and he ignores the advice of experts anyway (the strange tale of the Lenovo laptop that no-one recommended). Frankly, theyād make my blood boil.
Our enforced period of separation allowed me to see a few things clearly. Barry will never listen to the advice I give, so why bother giving serious advice?
These are some of my favourite threads now. He is the Frank Spencer of the IT world; tries different tech and bollockes the lot up.
Look, if I could have done better, I would have done better. You fuckers should be happy enough that Iām self-aware. Besides, heās always directing my CPU resources elsewhere.
Keeping the OB away from him whenever heās urinating behind a car is quite the challenge. Iām not saying all vagrants are like that. Just the cunt Iām lumped with.
Thems the breaks dude,thems the breaksā¦
Its the easiest way to get more people to communicate with him.
Ohh Bucks you are a bitch, Iāll treasure that joke for the rest of my days, belter.