Weāve had our decorations up since late November.
One of my mates put hers up early November, asking āwhy prolong happinessā.
PS. The Scandinavian myth about decorations turning into goblins on February 11th is a load of old shit. Ginge left one on the ceiling past this date and I didnāt mention it because I wanted to see if it turned into a goblin.
It did not.
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Surprisingly tasteful 
Last few days have been a bit hectic. Have moved house, picked kid goat up from Uni for the hols and got the trees up. Already looking forward to holiday in Marchš
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Regular readers may recall difficulties in finding certain things here in Poland, or even ordering them.
Such as The annual Turkey hunt stress.
Well, today i found Turkeys in Carrefour in the centre of town.
All fresh.
And all with an 18th December sell by dateā¦
Sigh
Yeah but whatās the best before date?
There is no best before date for turkey it should be left gobbling in the field disgusting piece of meat.
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Cook it, slice it, freeze it, defrost and warm it up on Xmas day?
Just Google it ( other search engines are available)
Ill wait for Lidl to have a promoā¦
No Turkey for us at Slowlane Mansion this year. Weāre having individual Squirrel this yearā¦one large one each.
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Red or Grey ?
Wouldnāt touch one of those dear fluffy red onesā¦grey ones are much more plentiful in this area.
Besides the staff are getting one each too.
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Honey?
For the last time, give me a clue what you want for Christmas
Today will be my last trip out to Malls so itās shit or bustā¦
āI donāt have time for this, I have meetings, just make sure to get Curry Sauceā
OK, unexpected but easy & cost effectiveā¦
I donāt truly undertand Spotify or the way you lot make your Top 10 these days, but surely, this should be the Christmas #1?
https://x.com/AvonandsomerRob/status/1737558997400457593?s=20
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Oh.
Thatās a surprise.
Flying Deerā¦