Woo hoo! Absolutely dumping down with snow!
And the sun is shining for 1st time in weeks!
Only a day late FFS
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Our first attempt at Sloe Gin was THE triumph of the Christmas seasonā¦fuckinā lovely neatā¦fuckinā lethal with Champers.
Four of us got through a litre of the homebrew. 
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I might have overdone it food wise
Went to bed - lay there liked a bloated whale - got up had a gaviscon - went back to bed - couldnāt get comfortable because any way I lay create pressure on my belly
Got up this morning had three shits - felt a little better and then caught my self with my hand in the twiglet pot
Iām a twat
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I hope you washed your hands 
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Luckily, I tied the Duvet down before bed, equally lucky having limited my Stilton intake, I only had strong vivid dreams, not screaming nightmares.
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Meat sweatsā¦ 
ODād on most excellent Turkey - a free range organic wonder of a bird designed specifically to provide culinary pleasure to its new mastersā¦ I also managed to roast her to perfection - moist, succulent breast and thigh, accompanied by the finest wines
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Whatās todayās Turkey Curry likeā¦has it travelled well?
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The goose was excellent, though cooking it without the leg portions threw off the mins/lb calculation badly. The big success was the homemade Christmas pud.
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You roasted a baby Kangaroo?
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Before phoning the police to report a stray wallaby in your back garden, make sure itās not just next doorās greyhound having a shit. 
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Itās been a lovely old time at Chez Taylor. A good two of us, including me, are quite capable of being horrid people. There is also the alpha female contest between Gingora and Young Adult #1, a simmering feud which has the potential to go Every Which Way You Can.
Not a bit of it. Everyone has been on top form the last couple of days. I participated in some of Commandant Charlotteās Enforced Family Fun 
willingly, but did the offs when the cunt Jimmy Carr appeared on the telly.
I love the arcade joystick the missus and youngest got me. I pulled my laptop into the front room and have been playing some arcade classics with the eldestās boyf. Itās got an octagonal gate, which is the only layout that has ever made sense to me. Already bagged a couple of PBs with the bastard.
I got up in such a good mood I did the washing up. I fucking dried it as well! 
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And repeat.
Mrs P_Fās secret birthday party today.
Another 50kg of food being cooked by Mum this time
Plus side I actually slept for 10 hours last night, or maybe I was simply unconscious after more Cherry shit.
#wedrinkon
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Oh, what a nice surprise!
Turkey sandwiches for lunchā¦
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8 people have just arrived for lunch
And the bread ordered for Xmas Eve is green.
We can cope.
Iāll just open the Ā£1.98 Tempranillo- they wont taste a thing
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This.
Actually works really well with bubble & squeak and cold cuts.
Not really sprouty tbh. Could do as a chutney maybe. Deffo good for cold meat sarnies.
Surprising find of the season.
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Did you cook two of the people yesterday?