And to make Xmas even better YoungAdult#1’s Covid test result has just come in and it’s POSITIVE 
She’s fine apart from a sore throat and no sense of smell and taste. Still able to drink like a fish.
Waiting for MrsC_S’ result.
Given the random headaches, coughs etc we’ve all had this week I suspect we’d all test positive.
Still, we’re not going to let it stop Xmas 
I’m only cooking for 5, having done a six course Chinese banquet last night. I’m available on-line (at a few) for advice and guidance. HTH.
I would have thought disposing of your sharp objects after you’d used them would be the better option…
But, but this can’t be true, covid doesn’t exist, all the stats are made up figures to suppress us and to start the Great Reset…
Seriously, all the best to Fam CS
Bought myself one of these just before Christmas. Works brilliantly. Hopeless case knives now back to razor sharp.
Cheers Bob
We’re struggling through…with Dr Champagne’s patent bubbly elixir. Tough but am sure we’ll manage.
Oh shit, sorry honey, I opened the wrong bottle, this is Red, let me get the nice Chardonnay for you lot.
Cant believe that worked!
A lovely chilled Saumur Champigny was perfect.
Cooked for 10.
8 arrived.
7 ate.
Anyone need spare for Bubble & squeak?
Haha. My “bro in law” told this joke on the zoom Christmas day catch up.
Sounds like a lot of people (inc my Bro back home) had putrid Turkey from all the Supermarkets.
Not a good thing to happen
Our frozen turkey was frozen back in July of this year, it was defrosted 2 days ago and was lovely…
Imagine lasting 2020 without getting Covid, then dying of food poisoning on Christmas Day. 
Ours died yesterday morning!
Astonishingly he avoided getting cremated today 
Anyone got some spare Rennies they could drop round??
I’m not even joking here, I’ve been free fucking wheeling for a week on the ale and booze, I am supposed to be maintaining a fitness regime of some amatuerish regard but thats been shot to shit with all the magners and champagne, I’m entertaining tomorrow for a few hours and my body is in fucking bits.
I’ll be watching the Fulham match with spiders eyes…
My back is broken after the cooking.
Mrs P_F has passed out (from exhaustion) on the sofa while left over guests watch Elf for the 1st time ever.
I feel your pain!
Seriously?
How can Polish people have never seen Elf.
Stuck it on for them with sub-titles, they’re in bits.
Or was that the booze?
I got a nicely wrapped tin of corned beef as one of my presents. I will say no more.
