I wonder if the old biddy has had her jab yet.
That’s a bit personal.
Well Rupert Murdoch’s had his. Even though he’s an American citizen.
How so?..she is a personal friend of mine and she’s stopped responding to my emails…I’m concerned.
Still getting it at her age. They don’t mention that in the Civil List.
Don’t pass this on but in the strictest confidence, Phil The Greek tells me she’s still a bit of a Rodeo Rider.
Likes to be on top. 
My lips, unlike her’s it would seem, are sealed.
You are now officially not getting into elf school when you get older.
I’ll got sit on the shelf
I did watch it a lot as a kid but never since.
So you came to it quite late then? 
Ditto. Some things have a time and a place and this is one of them tbf.
Breaking News: Sister in Law has a Muffin baking tray!
This is MASSIVE news, seeing as we have failed to find our Yorkshire Pudding/Mince Pie baking tray
Sure we will need to go a bit Mr Kipling, shape wise rather than Traditional Mums baking & have far fewer but saves me hiking round town tomorrow
Woo hoo!
I think my tree needs water.
I have more needles on my floor than Pete Doherty.
…and had to hop on a train to Leeds.