Was watching a local game and was thinking that we need some new mascot names instead of the usual run of the mill regurgitated names like ‘tigers’ and ‘magpies’.
I mean, who wouldn’t support the ‘lyre birds’ or the ‘drop bears?’. Imagine the glory when the ‘glow worms’ bring home the cup?
The Mike Drops would be worth seeing
Fuck pigs.
Shit cunts.
Wank fists.
Cum chops.
Surprised nobody wants to follow the Cock Wombles tbh
I am 'shopping" in London with Mrs and kid. By shopping I mean praying for more booze stops.
Shopping - a pastime that reduces men to a constant state of scuffing and huffing. Can often result in RSI in wrist from repeated checking of time.
Duck Hunts.