Good news!
First those of you unfortunate enough to miss out on Glasto tickets or refrain due to a lack of edginess, do not fear.
You will be able to attend the world’s greatest ever festival.
Yes, the Saynts Festival is actually taking place on 29th June at SMS.
Order me an Iced Tea
Saynts Festival gets another hint.
Pay to get in eh?
Curiouser and curiouser
But I guesss the big news from this is -
Rick Astley is playing at SMS!
Now THAT is a gig worth seeing, he was bloody brilliant when we saw him in Dubai, just a mega sing along and 30 minutes or so of taking the piss out of himself that had us 
Sotonians. Not middle aged at all 
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One of the edgiest performers on tour these days.
Like the fact that the women’s kit still says virgin…
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There’s more…
Behind the scenes at the shoot.
The faces of the lads are absolutely priceless.
Oh dear …this’ll get the rumour mill going !
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- We’ve sold a player that is used in the promotional video / marketing material
- We’ve lost the main sponsor who have gone bust before actually trading
- The kit shrinks in the wash
- Our Chinese overlords have changed the colours to be blue, white and red
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But apart from that…?
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Probably a global size snafu.
They’ve either made US Sizes so 2 sizes too big or Asian so all are 2 sizes too small.
As the article does say and our sponsors…
So we sold Bert…
What year was it when all the large replica kits were all slim fit, or was that the year I inexplicably became a lard-Arse?
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When Cortese went all DIY
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Probably Phil - and I’m fairly sure I hadn’t eaten all the pies…
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Here’s hoping.
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The impoverished Chinese children charged with manufacture of such kits accidentally manufactured them in Chinese sizes, thus completely unsuitable for the pie eating contingent that need an XXL.
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Hummel!
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Also - is it Tom Hardy doing the voiceover in the announcement video?
That is good news as we as a rule did not like the previous kit maker/
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