🗣 New Charlie song

:speaking_head: New Charlie song
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#1

As much as the existing song trips off the tongue, it would be too funny to have a new Charlie Austin song to the Parklife tune.

I’ll wait for all your witty input.

Tres bon. CD


#2

You should cut down on your porklife mate. Get some exercise


#3

Run that by me again, it went by in a bit of a blur…


#4

I get up when I like except on Wednesdays when I get rudedly awakened by the dustmen.

(That is actually true, since they changed the collection days last year)


#5

Yeah, but how many Wednesdays do you put your trousers on and think about leaving the house? Let’s start there, shall we? :slight_smile:


#6

Depends if I’m feeding the pigeons.


#7

So it’s tackle out for the sparras, is it?

You filthy bastard.


#8

It gives me a sense of enormous well-being.


#9

That’s not what the sparras say after you proclaim that you’re safe in the knowledge that you’ll “always be a part of them”.

They’ll be down the bird nick, reporting a crime.

Luckily, human coppers don’t give a fuck what bird coppers think.


#10

I thought they all went hand-in-hand. Or wing.


#11

Some good news. Clearly they couldn’t defend the referee either.


#12

#13

Assuming we are still in the Premier League next year… :see_no_evil:


#14

Becoming a meme is the most effective thing he’s done this season.
At least it has put a smile back on our faces