Carpet - a domesticated animal you keep for the drive to work.
Rucksack - the bag you carry your desk contents in when you lose your job after a fight.
Bletch has tried to resurrect this thread in a roundabout way so I will give him these offerings.
Complicated - Trying to make a feline called Edward follow instructions.
Seismic - Measuring Mr Hucknall for a suit.
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Aorta - expressing a wish for someone to do something about a pressing issue. Usage: “Aorta sort out this bloody mess!”
Dimension - response to being thanked for something.
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Manticore - stocktaking at a mine
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Conjugulate - the art of deception whereby one moves the sign for the jug of semi skimmed milk infront of that containing skimmed milk
Prostrate…lying flat in a pool of your own piss.
Prostrate - Alain’s average race speed
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Prostrate - a vanilla hooker.