'Name our horse' invite West Yorkshire Police

[Bathsaint]

Hmmm, nothing can go wrong here.

http://www.westyorkshire.police.uk/name-our-new-police-horse

Suggestions on a stamp addressed postcard please.

[Bathsaint]

I suggest Theresa May.

[Sadoldgit]

Horsey McHorseface

[BTripz]

Reminds me of that joke :-

What’s got 4 legs and a cunt halfway up its back?

[Sadoldgit]

David Cameron’s horse?

[PhilippineSaint]

Chum

[PhilippineSaint]

What they actually said was" name our Whores"

They have re-invited Peter Sutcliffe back for an interview.

[BTripz]

Gluey McGlueface

[Sussexsaint]

Andrew Carroll

[Fatso]

blackie

[Bathsaint]

Westy McYorkface

[Sadoldgit]

Doggy McDogfoodface

[Jack-Schitt]

Has to be “Ruud Van”.

[Bearsy]

WAR

[Goatboy]

Clothes?

[Sussexsaint]

You want something thats going to look great when read out in court from the Officers notes.

P.C Wankpot

Institutional racism

A Massive Furry Beaver

‘what happened then officer?’

‘Thanks m’lud. Hi whas prosheding down the rhoad on A massive furry beaver when I saw the accused leg it out of the pub…’

This is a sit com thats writing itself

[saintbletch]

Dob-in.

[Sussexsaint]

If its one that kids can go up and stoke when policing events I’d suggest ‘None of your fucking business’ as a name. Just incase the kids ask.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Nick

[Bathsaint]

Prole smasher