My Week As a Muslim


On Channel Four now.

Getting in there before Barry does. I’m trying to break the system, but it seems infallible (see figure 1).

Figure 1


Brilliant @pap . It helps to unravel the conundrum wrapped up in an enigma that is our very own @undefined

Now if you can put in as much effort into the new abacas for Sotonians, as described by @undefined then we’ll be cooking with gas…






verb phrase:

succeeding; performing commendably


Great, our own website–now we’re cooking with gas.


Yeah, we should probably mention that there is a small possibility that an articulate wordsmith will descend on the site and call you an anti-semite with no justification whatsoever.

@goatboy is probably preparing you for that eventuality, a sort of vaccination, if you will. Even if I’m giving my co-owner far too much credit, and he’s just hit the rum early and is posting while plastered, Derek and Clive style, it’s still a useful jab.

Just don’t point any fingers, yours or anyone else’s. Got us into bother last time.


@pap nothing about not responding to repeated request for actual facts in that lovely flow chart thing. Got to say that looks like a lot of time on your hands to produce it.


Okey dokey.


Thanks, @cobham-saint . I suggest that @saint-or-sinner forward his specification to @tokyo-saint , our newly elected working from home Soviet.

Returning to topic, watching the show now. It has got a lot of stick for its approach, but this is some bloody brave TV.

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It’s covered by the “are people replying?” part. I didn’t want to overcomplicate it and spend a fifth year on the project.


Is Tokyo Tommy Walsh in real life?

I feel like I have learnt something useful.

Don’t know about @goatboy but I have been sampling the rum tonight and it’s very nice.

Get back to painting your beads @pap

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Soz. shoulda put a winky :lou_wink_2:


Circumcised? Not circumcised? Where _is _ @stickywhitedovepiss these days? He can advise us on such things.


LOL … :lou_lol:


Bit shocked, I thought Cobs was alright. Now have an image of Borat and his PA wrestling.

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The best quote from Katie Freeman. “They are just normal people like me.”

No shit, Sherlock.


The lack of bacon and beer would be a challenge


Actually, this sounds like January most years


:lou_surprised: Really?


She would probably of had a different view if she spent a week with ISIS.


They ain’t Muslims