Lime marmalade is THE only marmalade.
Marmalade is shit. Even poncy marmalade.
I had my annual Twiglet gorge over xmas. Marmite on cardboard whats not to like!!
Not enough calories for you?
I am most partial to lime marmalade, but I think you should try the muscovado one. Open your mind, and it will be blown.
So, place your vote in the poll in the opening post…
As a rule I don’t like the sourness of the orange marmalade (Lime is a different sour - as you know) but I’ll add it to my bucket list.
Oh.
So this was a “power of hypnotism” thread.
You picked the wrong subject matter.
Next time I’m over, remind me to tell the #nightclub
#airhostess
#orgasmgun
Story
I used stage hypnosis a lot at work over the years.
My youngest - cool skaterboy dude danced Swan Lake in front of 200 people & his best mates.
It works.
Oh
Yes I learnt the gun trick. Yes it does work. No, I’d have to kill you if you heard THAT story
Friend was walking around the supermarket showing what they had left on the shelves when i spied 2 jars of Marmite.
It then became a game of the golden shot
Back a bit
To the left
No the other left
Forward
Up
Down
Infront of you now
Yes the black bottle and yellow lid buy all they have.
I now have 2 jars of Marmite going offshore tomorrow
Rather spread shit on my bread and eat that
That is entirely up to you
And he’s ‘scientifically’ wrong .
Look at the poll in the OP.
You’ve been watching German porn again.
Marmite is still devil’s food but I’m not keen on your suggestion either
Well, as a man that would never talk about things he didn’t know about, I am going to take your word for it and assume you’ve done both
A bit of playful teasing does not equate to this.
In fact, if I’ve pitched my post correctly, @Map-Of-Tasmania ought to have a shit-eating grin.
But I agree; you can never tell.
Moi, who let be said I have no sense pf humour… but still trying to work out which one of those two scallywag’s is Bertie Blunt and which one is his parrot?
Bertie Blunt : His Parrot’s a Cunt was the first Viz strip I ever read.
This is newer. @scotty thinks he’s me based on my combative approach to things.
Cant beat a bit of Finbar (well you could… phnarr)