Mario Lemina

Southampton Football Club
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Holds the ball/shields even under pressure. :smile:

Speed and strength :laughing:

Good in the air :smile:

Range of passing :laughing:

versatile :laughing:

young :smile:

descibes young …old otttery when he was a youngster playing for Southampton schoolboyz until he found girlz :astonished:

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I think I’ll consider getting excited when we actually sign him…

And as he ticks all the boxes of a guy who’ll be looking for a move to Liverpool next summer, for the sake of our sanity, please write some small print in his deal now - plus a buyout clause of £50m+.

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Hopefully already passed medical at Solent Uni? and signed…already…awaits phots. :laughing: hopefully :smile:

All this rubbish about flying in :astonished:

Sneaky old Sir Les…had him kayak up the solent…come ashore at good old Weston shore and jog into town :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

All part of the medical :astonished: :lou_facepalm_2: :wink:

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We take em tuff at the mighty Saints :innocent:

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Has he signed yet?

Haven’t we been here before with a midfielder??

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Done.

No doubt the Royal Marines are storming SMS as I type this for the video

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Muha! I was in there like swimwear, @steveintheforest

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Yeah but I was first…:sunglasses:

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…but I was first to post the video profile last week…keep up lads. :lou_wink_2:

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Looks like a decent signing. Onwards and upwards!

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Didn’t MP say he had not heard of him?? Hmmm Les in control then :lou_facepalm_2:

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Good show Sir Lesley…you are definitely my fave Uncle. :laughing:

Master class…year after year. :smile:

This lad looks class…bit like me a couple of years back :astonished:

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Mario Lemina states that the Manager MP was in touch…obviously being Saints…after correct channels and permission etc :smile:

Unlike you know who :astonished:

Good old MP…and big Les :cool:

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He does look like just what we need. And maybe I’m just being daft, but it does feel pretty cool to be signing a player from Juventus.

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In one of the interviews…Lemina gives a lot of credit to our Manager MP :laughing:

The peeps to thank :cool:…soooo MP, Sir Les the tea lady Auntie Dolly :kiss: and more importantly the long begging letters I sent to Juve ,Mario and his family… :astonished:

COYS :laughing:

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Did he thank the tea lady? We all know that if crossed she will leak countless rumours of displeasure, his desire to mate with Les, and that he has a small penis - as well as causing unrest in the dressing room. He can count this as an official warning.

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5 year contract? - pah! Not worth the paper its written on. Just sell him on to the bin dippers now and save all the grief!

Seriously I hope he does well. Seems a good signing.

:lou_lol:

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I could probably stick this in 3 different threads but here is Jezza’s piece.

The pertinent points being:

  1. Saints consider their transfer business ‘largely complete’

  2. VVD is a nob and still not for sale (as are our other key players)

  3. Liverpool have ‘promised’ to respect that position

It could be an interesting few weeks ahead!

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