There are countless accusations that could fairly be levelled at Southampton FC.
But we are not Roy Keane.
There are countless accusations that could fairly be levelled at Southampton FC.
But we are not Roy Keane.
I think we need to go all proper agricultural and everyone kick lumps out of thr Citeh players.
Whereâs Romeu when you need him?
Or just play with huge effort and organisation and discipline, like last season.
Oh, still, whereâs Romeo when you need him?
Lavia then.
Oh bugger
Oh stop it.
We have AMN.
Weâll be
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What a shame we canât turn back the years and have Franny Benali available to do a John Fashanu on him.
Oh stop it.
We are very lucky.
We wonât be watching a game being played, weâll be watching History being made.
Nope, executive decision to only peek at the results at about 4:45 pm-ish - and then cry.
Flight from Palma departs at 13:55, so I think Iâm safe.
We have folk coming to dinner later in the evening - this means I will not be able to quickly peek at half time scores, and then the final embarrassing score, historic though it may be.
My script has already been written - âfucking hell, they should have got rid of Ralph after the second 9-0 - I would have done!â
Who to replace him? Anyone, nobody; either way we wonât be any worse off, and we wonât have to up with those âwhat fucking type of team selection is thatâ, and âwhat fucking formation was that?â Moments.
The standard fan match report will be âwe were shite, and lost.â
WellâŚ.Brexit will make it happen?
Cunt Sutton speaks.
There are strong rumours that Southampton manager Ralph Hasenhuttl is about to get sacked, which must be great news when you are about to play Manchester City.
Saints drew with City home and away last season but it is hard to see them getting anything at Etihad Stadium this time, or even coming close.
You could see Pep Guardiolaâs side running up a cricket score here, if they wanted to, but with their busy schedule he seems to be happy for them to take their foot off the gas when the game is won.
Because of that, Iâm not going to go too big here. I can see City scoring four goals quite quickly, and then just cantering through the rest of the game.
Suttonâs prediction: 4-0
Ryanâs prediction: City are going to score a few, arenât they? They still give the opposition a few opportunities, but it doesnât really matter when you play as well as they do. I actually thought United had a chance in the derby when I saw the teams beforehand, but it didnât work out like that! When City play like that, and with Haaland finishing the way he is, they can score as many as they want against anyone in the world. 4-1
FUCK!
Doctor has signed me off sick until next Tuesday. Ffs
Needs to be over cautious because of driving paying clients.
But I was gonna be driving & offline during the game tomorrow
Mow? Stuck at home
Please senf the link for the game
As not at work or hotel envioment I need a link
Maybe Haaland will score in all of the above?
Heâs going to score his first goal in all of the above??!!??
Good point well made.
I fear for the Dxb krew.
Theyâve decided to do a round of shots after each goal to ease the painâŚ
I didnât say that. Iâd voted (obviously for 0-5 mins) and was then musing.
At least thatâs my excuse. Iâm tired after 4 weeks of skydiving and running away from lions.