:pl: :mancityfc: Man City v Saints :saints:

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:mancityfc: v :saints:

We all know how this is going to end so, as @PhilippineSaint suggested, lets have a different poll

When will Haaland score his first goal :-

  • not at all
  • 1-5 minutes
  • 6-10 minutes
  • 11-15 minutes
  • 16-20 minutes
  • 21-25 minutes
  • 26-30 minutes
  • 31-35 minutes
  • 36-40 minutes
  • 41-45 minutes (inc. time added on)
  • 46-50 minutes
  • 51-55 minutes
  • 56-60 minutes
  • 61-65 minutes
  • 66-70 minutes
  • 71-75 minutes
  • 76-80 minutes
  • 81-85 minutes
  • 86-90 minutes (inc time added on)

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And for the less depressive people :-

  • :saints: to win
  • score draw
  • bore draw
  • :mancityfc: to win

0 voters

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After today’s result I think I’ll be hiding under the duvet to watch this one!

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Yep. It’s very difficult to see anything other than a complete humiliation. Never mind another 9-0, I could quite imagine Haaland getting 9 on his own.

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Thankfully, that’s the day we travel back from Spain, so I won’t have to endure the sight of Southampton FC getting battered into next week.

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anything better than 6-3 will be a win for me

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Reckon this could be Ralph’s last game, genuinely not being a bed wetter but feels like this could be the first double digit loss in history…

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Which should result in the appointment of a new manager?

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Haaland has now scored more goals for City than we’ve scored in the league since we beat Norwich in February. :grimacing:

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We are Saints
We should have sacked Ralph already. We didn’t.
Obviously we are now going to fluke a result at Citeh that keeps us suffering for the rest of the season

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By result I mean not 10-0.

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I might triple captain Haarland - this is going to be murder

The only saving grace is that I don’t have to go watch it live

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Which is why I have 25 beer tokens on a Saints win.

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I guess the only hope is that Man City become complacent because it’s only little old Saints. Some hope.
Reckon we’ll get proper fucked in this one.

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Let us taunt them. They may become so cross that they will make a mistake.

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Yes, that could create an opening to lobbest thy holy hand grenade, however, by the time we have counted to no more than 3, Haaland may have already bagged another hat-trick.

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I’d forfeit and gladly take a 3-0 defeat.

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Stick the under-23s out and get 5 of them to get themselves sent-off as soon as possible, depending on who the referee is they could all call him a cunt to his face, numerous times.

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Haaland is 1/3 to score at some point

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I’m liking your thinking. Do we have any genuine hard cases there? :thinking: