Lou, you know that I have previously suggested that the only reason you are receiving more upvotes than me is that you were dealt the bum-hand of female-ness when your cells first started to divide.
Whilst I am above such petty frippery myself, the fact is that my male peers on this site find it intocicating to interact with a live female, without having to use rope and rohypnol.
I suggested the other day that you could post something boring and innocuous such as
The weather was nice today! Love you all. x
âŚand it would receive lots of upvotes.
You have rightly challenged me to prove it.
So, here and now, under laboratory conditions, I challenge you to make a post in this thread commenting on the weather, and letâs see what your drooling lapdogs do.
Insincerely
Bletch.
4 Likes
Doesnât the Heisenberg principle apply a little here, bletch? Itâs a dandy experiment and all, but not only have you said what youâre looking to observe, youâve also indicated your desired outcome, which can (and probably will) influence the vote.
Some will act a certain way because they want to prove you right or wrong. Once again, I think you do our forum members a great disservice by suggesting such slavish and drooling motivations, but who am I to stand in the way of âscienceâ?
3 Likes
I think we should just let science take its course, papster.
Anyway, IF there arenât slavish and drooling motivations at the heart of this, then it would mean that Lou is more valued than me!
Ridiculous eh?
[DIAL TONE]
pap?
Pap?
PAP?
3 Likes
Everything alright Bletch?
You seem uncharacteristically whiny today.
3 Likes
Come on Bletch, stop being mean. I would say, deep down, that Lou is aware that some of the male members sit at home, stroking themselves at the interaction that they get with Lou, and that she does get some favourable voting, but why donât you just take the chivalrous route and let her have the victory. Just to be nice. Sheâs pretty harmless yâknow.
4 Likes
I think heâs been hacked. Check how he spelled âExperiementâ!
3 Likes
Originally posted by @Bearsy
I think heâs been hacked. Check how he spelled âExperiementâ!
âŚand âintoxicatingâ.
1 Like
Right, never mind Lou asking something, thereâs something I would like to ask her:
Is that you in your new avatar photo, Lou?
Please.
More than anything else, with this so far fruitless expedition on the go, valuable resources are being diverted from the front door. New members joined up without a welcome, and yet he gets the hump when someone does the welcome for him (or indeed, defaces his butler badge with a Benitez style goatee).
*sigh* What can you do?
5 Likes
The weather was nice today! Love you all. x
(PS If any of you âlikeâ this post Iâm withdrawing any favourable benefits. Just saying. Donât you dare).
4 Likes
ExactlyâŚleading question. Not an accurate research environment. Makes results irrelevant.
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Come on Bletch, stop being mean. I would say, deep down, that Lou is aware that some of the male members sit at home, stroking themselves at the interaction that they get with Lou, and that she does get some favourable voting, but why donât you just take the chivalrous route and let her have the victory. Just to be nice. Sheâs pretty harmless yâknow.
Wow. Chertsey is defending me. Iâm digging this new dude, Chertsey. Just to add some clarification on your points:
No I donât think thereâs any stroking because I donât think anyone (even men) could get that excited about someone theyâve never met.
But yes, Iâm well know for being pretty harmless.
Thanks Chertsey!
Hiya Halo!
I figured, if Chertsey, and Pap are brave enough to use their real pics, then I should be too. I would never want to not be on the cutting edge. And Iâve met most of this gang anyway. So why not. No point being honest on my posts if I canât back that up with an honest pic of myself.
Lou.
x
1 Like
Omg Lou, you remind me so much of my dear âfriendâ Matron in her younger and more playful days 
Just before she hit the bottle 
2 Likes
Originally posted by @Halo-Stickman
Omg Lou, you remind me so much of my dear âfriendâ Matron in her younger and more playful days
Just before she hit the bottle
Really? Iâm struggling to see that as a compliment, but OK, if youâre sure!
1 Like
Oh, believe me, Lou, itâs a compliment all right
1 Like
Thinking I might register a new account and pretend to be female just to take some of the heat off Lou. It must be tough being the only girl on teh innernets.
1 Like
Supermikey, I donât believe youâve ever liked any of my posts before now⌠Iâm suspicious. Has Bletch brided you??!
Weâve got others coming through, Super Michael. Favours are being called in. Beloved pets are being held hostage.
More females is exactly the right cure to Louâs near singular status. Intiniki is female too. Weâve got other female members that are getting around to posting as well.
3 Likes
I liked it when Pompeylass was around, that was fun!
3 Likes