You what!
The first episode of The Fast Show aired 25 years ago.
Pretty sure it was just the other week, no?
Watching TV. A new Netflix show
And seeing a coffee vending machine.
That works.
When did anyone last use one of those things?
There is apparently one on the 3rd floor in our offices. Plus it works.
Babies, and especially baby maths.
You see a bright new bundle of joy, and think “by the time you hit middle age, I’ll be dead”.
I will leave you with a poem.
Babies, by Mike Harding
Go on have a baby
If you really must
Babies are better than rabies
But only just
Oh gosh…
Back in the Day, Romancing the Stone movie with Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner?
This is Kathleen Turner in that Hallmarkesque Dolly Parton Heartstrings show.
For our younger members…
As I remember her
Yes. She looked better in 1866.
It’s called ageing, get used to it youngsters. This picture is better lit…
I like how she looks today…not churned up by a fuckin’ plastic surgeon.
That the day after your 50th Birthday when you receive the Stool sample kit through the post from NHS Scotland… for bowel cancer screening
Good that they do it, but it reminds you all about getting progressively physically fucked as you send your shit through the post
Been posting mine for years.
Yes, but did they ever request it?
How would they do that without knowing me?
Never had this after mine, are you sure the letter came from the NHS not some fecalphiliac
You’re a lucky boy…dahn sarf we only get Poo Sticks from 60 onwards although they have extended upwards to beyond 70 if you request it…I have.
You realise you are meant to take the sample after it’s passed through your anus don’t you?
Of course…delicious.